Why not just call them “Kickme”?
According to this article in the Australian Herald Sun, more people are naming their kids after characters in science-fiction movies. Hence Jean-Luc (as in Picard), Neo, Trinity, and so on.
This is not news to those of us who live in a weird names capital of the world, with our senator Joker, actor Dingdong, and numerous old ladies named Baby Girl. We all went to school with someone named Jonathan Livingston Sy or Edgar Allan Pe. My friend Din used to volunteer as a student registrar at UP so he could encounter names like “Crassus, Jr” (named for a Roman emperor; still better than “Commodus”, which might as well be “Crapper”) and surnames like “Bagong-gahasa” (newly-raped). Zed goes to a fish restaurant run by the Misses Kaliskisan (Scales).
There’s a special logic to the naming of kids in Pinoy families. “Why are you named Jade? Isn’t that a girl’s name?”
“Because my mom’s name is Ruby.”
I would caution people against naming their children “Venus”, “Aphrodite”, “Apollo” or “Lovely”. That’s just tempting fate.
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