The trennungsagentur told the ikibari he was layogenic.
Choice entries from Toujours Tingo by Adam Jacot de Boinod, a book listing weird words and phrases from all over the world.
Layogenic: Filipino for someone good-looking from afar but ugly up close.
Ikibari: Japanese, a “lively needle” and describing a man who is willing but under-endowed.
Fensterln: German for climbing through a window to avoid someone’s parents so you can have sex without them knowing.
Okuri-okami: Japanese for a man who feigns thoughtfulness by offering to see a girl home only to try to molest her once he gets in the door – literally, a “see-you-home wolf”
Trennungsagentur: German for someone hired by a woman to tell her boyfriend he has been dumped.
Momma ko ene: Cheyenne for having red eyes from crying over your boyfriend marrying someone else.
Nito-onna: Japanese for a woman so dedicated to her career that she has no time to iron blouses and so resorts to dressing only in knitted tops.