Contest closed
Mat wanted to send in an entry but he’s never had a job, unless you count neighborhood feline sperm bank.
The Crappiest Job You’ve Ever Had competition is now closed. You can continue posting stories as therapy, but only the entries received by noon today are eligible for our not really fabulous prizes. Ms. Stella Arnaldo has kindly agreed to be the judge for this contest. Stella is a journalist who covers business, politics, and general absurdity, meaning she is eminently qualified to spot a crappy job. Watch out for the announcement of winners.