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The Meryl

July 20, 2009 By: jessicazafra Category: Books, Movies 3 Comments →

The Simenons

Recently I read Georges Simenon’s short novel The Engagement. I wolfed it down in two hours. It is bleak and pitiless in its view of the human condition. (Mental note: Send copy to Bing Lao, the connoisseur of hopelessness.) The prose achieves a dark intensity without visibly going for effect. When we meet the protagonist he is already doomed, but we feel compelled to watch the noose tighten around his sordid life. The poor schmuck. The Engagement reminded me of Albert Camus’ The Stranger.

Today at the bookstore I found Georges Simenon’s The Widow. According to the introduction by Paul Theroux, The Widow came out in the same year as The Stranger, and Andre Gide pronounced it the better book.

Why then does Camus have the towering literary reputation while Simenon is largely dismissed as a writer of detective novels? Upon hearing the news that Camus had won the 1957 Nobel Prize for Literature, Simenon reportedly told his wife, “Can you believe that asshole got it and not me?!”

There are several probable reasons why Simenon never got the sort of love critics lavished on Camus. (1. I love Camus. 2. Maybe Camus is just better, but read on.) First, Simenon wrote popular novels—books for the general public, not just a few specialists. This meant that whenever critics reviewed his work it was with an air of, “Well, this isn’t really my thing but the folks seem to like it.” The guilty pleasure defense. In my view if it’s guilty, it ain’t pleasure. Simenon made a lot of money off his writing; he bought houses, classic cars, and traveled the world in style. A writer who makes serious money is never taken seriously. Writers and artists are expected to suffer poverty and privation for their art; it’s a sign of “authenticity”.

Second, Camus died a young and attractive man, in a car crash, which is the romantic way for a young and attractive man to die. You can’t compete with a rockstar-type myth. Simenon lived to be 83.

Third, Camus wrote a few novels and Simenon churned out 400. That’s 4 followed by two zeroes. He made writing look easy and critics hate that. They like evidence of a struggle, of creative agony, wringing the masterpiece out of one’s guts. After all, most critics think of themselves as writers, or had attempted to become writers. This leads to the bizarre situation in which failed writers pass judgment on writers who actually write for a living. The best critics are themselves writers. (It does not follow that all bad reviews are motivated by envy or resentment. It is entirely possible that the work is plain awful).

Bad enough that Simenon wrote 400 novels, but what if most of them were brilliant? To be prolific and brilliant is unforgivable. We call this the Meryl Syndrome after Meryl Streep, an actress who is wonderful in movie after movie, so no one notices how amazing she is anymore. She is always good, so the quality of her work is taken for granted. It is as if such talent were common when 99 percent of every movie ever made shows that it is not.

However, if a mediocre actress were to make herself look ugly and then turn in an above-average performance, the movie industry would pelt her with acting trophies. We often reward mediocrity because it is comforting. If they can do it, anyone can do it.

The challenge for all of us in this day and age is to distinguish between the merely surprising and the truly amazing.

Ways of seeing

July 19, 2009 By: jessicazafra Category: Art 1 Comment →

Painting by Ricky Villabona
Photo: Painting by Ricky Villabona

Bert: This is a picture of naked figures cavorting in a lake.

Kermit: Where are the naked figures?

Bert: A monster rose out of the depths and devoured them.

Kermit: Where’s the monster?

Bert: After she devoured them, she went away.

Everybody: Why should she stay around?

Orwellian

July 18, 2009 By: jessicazafra Category: Books, Technology 1 Comment →

In a move that angered customers and generated waves of online pique, Amazon remotely deleted some digital editions of the books from the Kindle devices of readers who had bought them.

Orwell 1984

An Amazon spokesman, Drew Herdener, said in an e-mail message that the books were added to the Kindle store by a company that did not have rights to them, using a self-service function. “When we were notified of this by the rights holder, we removed the illegal copies from our systems and from customers’ devices, and refunded customers,” he said. . .

Amazon Erases Orwell Books From Kindle

Read 1984.

They lost me at ‘an icy shiver ran down his neck’.

July 18, 2009 By: jessicazafra Category: Books 6 Comments →

Scrat recommended Stieg Larsson’s The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. The plot is riveting, the prose really flat. It has a kind of Eurovision Abba quality to it; imagine hearing Knowing Me, Knowing You without the music. (Noel, Ricky, and I once had an hour-long discussion on the semiotics of Knowing Me, Knowing You. Is it ‘Knowing me, knowing you, a-ha!’ or ‘Knowing me, knowing you, uh-huuuuh’? )

I tried, I really tried. Then I got to this sentence: “The flow of blood was if possible even greater than that from her partner.” I quit.

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Scandinavian Crime Wave: Why the most peaceful people on earth write the greatest homicide thrillers, by Nathaniel Rich in Slate.

Having read close to 30 Scandinavian crime novels over the last several months, I can come to only one conclusion: Scandinavia is a bleak, ungodly, extraordinarily violent place to live. The capitals are seething hot pots of murder. In Oslo, a serial killer slips red diamond pentagrams under the eyelids of his victims (Jo Nesbø’s The Devil’s Star), while in Stockholm a stalker terrorizes young girls in public parks (Maj Sjöwall and Per Wahlöö’s The Man on the Balcony). The situation is even worse at the local level. Take, for instance, Ystad, population 17,000, a quaint fishing village on Sweden’s southern shore best known for its high-speed ferry terminal. It has suffered, in the novels of Henning Mankell, the following horrors: the torture and execution of an elderly farmer and his wife (Faceless Killers); the torture and execution of two men who are found floating off the coast in a life boat (The Dogs of Riga); the impalement of a retired bird-watcher on sharpened bamboo poles (The Fifth Woman); and the self-immolation of a teenage girl (Sidetracked). Each of these crimes—and many, many more—is committed by a different killer and all within just three years. In terms of per capita incidence of violent crime, Mankell’s Ystad would rank behind Mosul but well ahead of Johannesburg and Mogadishu. . .

Update. Got a note from ‘Reg Keeland’, the translator of The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo.

“Hi Jessica et al. This is Steve Murray aka Reg Keeland. Now I see yet again why I took a pseudonym for these books. I have searched my original manuscript of TGWTDT (Men Who Hate Women) and could find neither of those phrases, so I must attribute it to the editor, who made thousands of such changes to my original American translation.

“There was no occurrence of “blood” in conjunction with “flow” anywhere. There was no “icy shiver,” but the closest I did find was in chapter 17: “She waved and was gone. Mikael stood on the platform, feeling baffled as he watched the train head north. Not until it vanished around the bend did the meaning of her parting remarks sink into his consciousness, and an icy feeling filled his chest.” A bit better, don’t you think? (if it’s the same passage).

“I couldn’t read any farther than to page 140 out of 721 in the MS and I’m glad I didn’t. Too bad for Stieg, he’s a much better writer than he’s been represented by the “version” that wound up in print. Don’t blame me for the clunky bits, please.”

Auditing Richard Feynman’s class

July 17, 2009 By: jessicazafra Category: Science No Comments →

The late great theoretical physicist, raconteur, writer (Surely You’re Joking, Mr. Feynman) and all-around genius delivers his famous “The Character of Physical Law” lectures on the Tuva website.

Bill Gates owns the rights to the Feynman lectures (and to the Codex Leicester of Leonardo Da Vinci—will he be a character in the sequel to that book?) and he put them on the net, free and annotated with related digital content. Who knows how this fits into Microsoft’s world domination agenda, just watch the smartest guy in the world. And he’s funny!

The crappiest job you’ve ever had

July 16, 2009 By: jessicazafra Category: Contest, Movies 18 Comments →

Got a message from the Disney distributor’s rep. He said, Thanks for reviewing Adventureland. I thought, Aha! I must test my power and influence over the corporate monoliths!

I said, I want a stuffed toy banana with googly eyes.

He said, Would you settle for a poster?

A poster! Witness how I sow fear and trembling in the vast military-industrial-entertainment complex! I said, Okay, but send extras so I can make readers write my blog for me by dangling freebies.

So I have three Adventureland posters (They’re sending four, I’m keeping one) to give away. To get one of the posters, send in a short (500 words maximum, the judge will not slog through an epic) essay on The Crappiest Job You’ve Ever Had. Don’t mention names, we’ll get sued. You can be vicious, but the essay has to be funny. And the prize is just a poster, so don’t knock yourselves out. Also, it’s best to describe a job you’ve already quit because if you’re still at The Crappiest Job You’ve Ever Had, that’s sad.

Post your essays in Comments. We’ll take entries until Tuesday.