Look at the giant pancakes
Here are two photos taken during merienda this afternoon at Greenbelt 5. If every picture tells a story, what epic fable is contained in these two shots? Post your captions (or stories) in Comments in the next 24 hours (Entries will be accepted until 9pm Sunday, 28 February Monday, 1 March 2010); our favorite entry gets a signed copy of Twisted 8.
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This is what actually happened.
Photo 1: General gasp.
Photo 2: Everyone tries to look somewhere else—at the ceiling, the floor, the window, etc.
Answers to questions you might be asking, unless you wandered onto this site purely by accident >>>
February 27th, 2010 at 22:34
I didn’t know what he was ogling–could’ve been the extraordinary stack of pancakes, or it could’ve been the carefully arranged package wrapped in denim. Either way, it was way too early in the day for me to deal, even though it was almost evening.
February 28th, 2010 at 00:04
I confess.
The food was too heavy for tummy to bear, yet I took the risk of running for a toilet seat to taste those giant pancakes. I knew I have loads of work piled up in front of me, yet I splurged my time on munching every bit of it. I swore that I’d engage myself in everything smooth and easy, yet I wasn’t able to resist the appetizing look of the thick syrup. I’ve said in every prayer that I’ll be generous and understanding to the needs of others, yet I didn’t give a bit of pancake to my colleague who was watching me eat while I was watching her saliva form a straight line from her mouth. I knew I shouldn’t be in gluttony, yet I ordered some more to eat at home.
And I believe in karma. I’m now waiting for our nanny who’s buying Diatabs at the drugstore. Ugghhhh!
February 28th, 2010 at 02:20
“Vumavibrate ang phone ni kuya.”
February 28th, 2010 at 02:59
Photo 1: Last meal for convicted prisoner #2353
Photo 2: Mr. Jones…serving “last full meals” since 1930. “First we’ll fill you. Then they’ll kill you.”
February 28th, 2010 at 03:52
pakisubo na please….ahhhhh!
breakfast all day? eh teka, so kawawa naman si Lunch at Supper…
February 28th, 2010 at 06:08
” Ohmigod… Lovely stash of pancakes… The sauces… THE SAUCESSS!! Blueberry… I’m sounding like Homer Simpson here…Would I care about the calorie? Am I gonna be guilty?? Who cares???
“Good thing you can get some grub home. Sure the burgers are already inside??? I’m still hungry. Weird to get a breakfast this hour though.”
February 28th, 2010 at 07:57
Size Does Matter. “Mr. Jones, you’ve got a lovely package.”
Btw, the guy with dilated eyes in the second photo looks like Bb Gandang-Hari.
March 1st, 2010 at 03:15
Mr Jones can make flat flying-saucer-looking food with goo on top look tasty.
The size and the packaging will make any Mrs Jones WANT to be a Mr Jones.
(Want proof? Person in the 2nd photo used to be a Mrs Jones.)
March 1st, 2010 at 09:06
Right, everyone TRIES to look somewhere else. Congratulations to the person trying to look somewhere else, but managed to snap the prize photo on top
March 1st, 2010 at 09:41
PHOTO 1:
We were pleasantly surprised when our order arrived.
“Wow. Ang laki naman ng.. pancakes dito.”
PHOTO 2:
Patron at other table, caught in the act of trying not to look at our pancakes..
“Ay! Gusto ko din ng ganun!”
March 1st, 2010 at 15:10
PHOTO 1:
Sausage comin’ right up.
PHOTO 2:
I’ll just have it to-go.
March 1st, 2010 at 15:24
pic1: Imagin da size of dat thing wen it comes out tom mrning, wil tweet u guys abt it.
pic2: holdapitotaasangkamayakinaperamo
March 1st, 2010 at 16:55
Photo 1: “Ano ang mas malaki?”
Photo 2: “Ayun o, yung nasa kaliwa…”
March 1st, 2010 at 20:41
Guy in photo#2 na parang si Mr. M. spying on Guy #1 who looks like JLC
Mr. M. : Mr. Jones pancakes? Patay tayo nito sa Greenwich pizza. Ibang level na ‘to! Pero mas mabuti na ‘to kaysa alak ang laklakin!
March 2nd, 2010 at 08:57
CAMPAIGN PHOTO
# 1: 2010 Erection
# 2: Voyeur Buying