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I don’t know anything about Adolf Alix’s new movie, but judging from this publicity photo it’s a weltschmerz-y bildungsromanesque full of sturm und drang that encapsulates the weltansicht of the auteur. These actors must be playing nuclear physicists in a race, fraught with existential despair, to repair flaws in the Large Hadron Collider, only to find their clothes swallowed up by baby black holes.

Has anyone seen D’Survivors? Please post a review.

Daniel Matsunaga models my silly glasses, 2009.

I can’t bring myself to watch Clash of the Titans not because of the withering reviews but because of Sam Worthington’s hair. Why does he have a buzz cut? Did he forget his wig?

Louis Leterrier’s film stars Sam Worthington, but you will have guessed that already. These days, no major production is allowed to embark without him. He is the strapping Australian lad who, without warning, has found himself cast as a cyborg, in “Terminator Salvation,” as a would-be alien, in “Avatar,” and now as the demigod Perseus, in “Clash of the Titans,” while retaining the look of someone who cheerfully expects to be returning to a steady job on a building site.. . .Read Anthony Lane’s review in the New Yorker.