Money
Ernie and Bert wandered into a store in Greenbelt 5, Makati. It had some interesting benches for sale. When they looked at the tags, they noticed that the prices were in US dollars.
“Why are the prices in dollars?” Ernie asked.
“Because we’re a multinational company,” the salesperson said, in a tone that attempted but did not achieve haughtiness. If there’s one thing worse than snootiness, it’s fake snootiness.
“Louis Vuitton is a multinational company, but their prices are in pesos,” Bert pointed out.
The salesperson was still thinking of a retort when Ernie and Bert left.
If you have nothing to do this long weekend, why not drop by that store and ask why their prices are in American dollars? Then hit them with these follow-up questions:
Bakit sa Hermes, pesos?
Bakit sa Prada/Gucci, pesos?
Bakit sa Diesel, pesos?
Bakit sa Levi’s, pesos?
Bakit sa Body Shop, pesos?
Bakit sa McDonald’s pesos?