If you want her to shut up, stop talking about her, Part II.
Here’s an efficient way to remove annoying people from your consciousness: The Ex-Blocker.
I found it through that excellent site, The World’s Best Ever. The Ex-Blocker is a plug-in that banishes your exes from the Internet so you never have to endure their dramas again. Let them get their own therapist.
Technically she’s not your ex. But you’ve heard every single detail of her personal life, every thought that’s flitted through her head, every minute trifle that the media has blown up into artificial significance, so she might as well be The Ex.
It’s time to break free of her gravitational pull! Use the Ex-Blocker. It might not catch everything, but it may reduce the tsunami of information about her that threatens to engulf you on a daily basis.
It should also work for stalkers, desperate attention seekers, and bloggers you can’t stand but feel strangely compelled to check out every day. Use it, Juan!
July 12th, 2010 at 22:39
Tempting… I’d like to use it on this girl from my high school who feels like it’s her responsibility to update all of us about what (or who) she’s doing. What a way to get rid of human spam.
July 13th, 2010 at 00:51
WOW.