Who is Salt? You’re not even trying.
It’s been six days since we launched our Who Is Salt? contest and I’m beginning to despair of finding the right Saltines.
Sylvester has potential, but he’s not even trying. Where’s the wig, the pout?
At least Melody scares us, but she’s in the wrong movie. I’m thinking The Grudge.
Even out of focus Dinky has the fierce look, probably to compensate for being called Dinky, but once again we see no effort.
Resty S made a fab effort—the wrong kind. You’re a wanted fugitive, your whole life has fallen apart, you’re being shot at, your own colleagues are calling you a traitor to your country—and you’re smiling! The look should say, “I will kill to clear my name,” not “I have boobies.”
Thanks to Melody and Resty S for being great sports. You’re in the lead and we’re waiting for your challengers.
Email your Salt-ish photos to urban.matthias@gmail.com. We’re accepting entries until Monday the 26th. Remember to look like this:
Salt opens in movie theatres on Wednesday, July 28.
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July 23rd, 2010 at 04:32
I guess Photoshop-enhanced entries are out so there goes my chance of winning that SALT cap hahaha… Resty S is fierce, just not salt-y. Melody reminds me of one of the red-haired women from the Japanese horror movie Imprint, but I would like to congratulate her for defying gravity… I can see a light bulb in the background, that’s got to be part of the ceiling right?
July 23rd, 2010 at 11:05
I was reading your first Twisted book this morning, specifically the entry where you were salivating over Joel Torre.
While last night I watched a foreign gossip program and their main feature was Mel Gibson and audio tapes proclaiming his general insanity.
Which got me thinking: is there a celebrity from the opposite gender whom you have consistently admired over the years, one who has never caused you to question your tastes?
July 23rd, 2010 at 21:20
scheherazade: Cary Grant, but he had the advantage of being dead by the time I discovered him.
July 23rd, 2010 at 22:59
Resty S for the win!
OT: Scheherazade is one of my favorite works by Rimsky-Korsakov. Wala lang. Nakita ko lang kasi ‘yung pangalan ng first commenter.
July 23rd, 2010 at 23:42
Do we hear violins?
Please, we need entertainment.
July 25th, 2010 at 09:20
My money is on Resty S too. LOL