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Archive for November, 2010

Karaoke without the atrocity

November 25, 2010 By: jessicazafra Category: Music, Places 2 Comments →

It was Jose’s belated birthday celebration last night at Attica. I don’t know about you, but when I hear “Attica” I think of Al Pacino yelling in front of the bank in Dog Day Afternoon. This Attica is a bar in A Venue. On Wednesdays they have open-mic night and anyone who wants to sing is accompanied by a guitarist.


Joey

They had the printed set list on the tables. I discovered to my horror that if forced to sing I would have to render something by Oasis. (This abomination is foretold in Revelations.) And mere weeks after I sat through a Malaysian band doing “What’s Going On” by Four Non-Blondes, a song that makes me want to burn down buildings and parked cars.


Noel
I wore The One Ring. Of course it’s a replica, fool, the real one was dissolved in the fires of Mount Doom.


I am shiny because even if it’s a replica it’s still heavy. Nah, I’m always shiny.

While the opening act was onstage we nerds sat in the balcony and schemed towards world domination or at least spectacular wealth. We decided that with our first few million dollars we will buy that odd, beautiful building across the street.

We went back inside just as Jose was launching into his killer rendition of “Creep”.

After Jose someone sang “Don’t Speak” and someone else sang that Eric Clapton song that was the theme of the movie where John Travolta sees a meteor or something and becomes a genius.

A cover of “Whenever Wherever Whatever” prompted the question, “Where is Maxwell?”

“He’s making a comeback,” Joey and Noel said. “He cut off his hair and wears glasses now.”

“Maxwell cut off his hair?? Is he insane??!” Then we discussed the various phases of Lenny Kravitz and which one we liked best. And whether open-mic acoustic nights should have a maximum song rule because what if someone refuses to relinquish the microphone, and we don’t care how well that guy sings, he’s already done three in a row.

Happy Birthday, Jose!

Finally, a gift registry that doesn’t require you marry or to spawn

November 25, 2010 By: jessicazafra Category: Shopping 2 Comments →


Note to readers: The notes posted on the items are not meant for you. You are not the target of my emotional blackmail/extortion campaign; that is for those closest to us. But you might consider doing this for yourself. Cheers.

I have always wondered why there are no gift registries for all occasions. You have to get married or to spawn in order to register at the better stores and have them post a list of the items you need or want. (Or in the absence of a partner, marry yourself or give birth to yourself.)

Even then, the loved ones and associates who peruse your gift registry tend to pick items on the basis of price. What do you have to do to make your wishes known without coming across as an emotional blackmailer or a corrupt politician?

I wish there were some kind of wish registry where one could publish a list of the gifts she desires, for the benefit of the wonderful people in her life for whom she intends to do the same.

My wish has been granted

Adora opens the world’s first wish registry. In the Philippine Star.

Wanted: “Fallen” correspondents

November 24, 2010 By: jessicazafra Category: Books 1 Comment →

Have you read Fallen, the young adult novel by Lauren Kate? Have you read or are you reading its sequel, Torment?

Would you like to meet the author Lauren Kate and ask her your questions?

Are you in Manila, and can you be at the Atrium of The Podium on Saturday, 27 November 2010, at 5pm?

We need three correspondents to cover Fallen: The Event on Saturday.

If you’re interested, drop us a line in Comments. Tell us what you think of Fallen and why you should be our correspondent. We will announce our three chosen representatives tomorrow, Thursday, at 7pm.

Carving the pumpkin

November 24, 2010 By: jessicazafra Category: Food, Television 4 Comments →

This is for our readers in the US who are stressed out over Thanksgiving preparations.

Rank amateurs

November 23, 2010 By: jessicazafra Category: Current Events 12 Comments →

We did not vote for them.

They can’t treat government service as some kind of audition.

Fix this.

A very bad week for Philippine science

November 23, 2010 By: jessicazafra Category: Current Events, Science 7 Comments →

Leonardo Co was the country’s premiere field botanist, a real Indiana Jones of the plant world.

He inspired and trained legions of Filipino scientists at the University of the Philippines, and is regarded worldwide as the expert on Philippine flora. His students, now PhDs and teachers at universities across the globe, returned to the Philippines every year to join him on his collecting expeditions. Leonardo Co was beloved by his students and colleagues, who did not complain even when they had to carry heavier bags on their treks because he insisted on cooking good, hearty meals for them in the middle of the jungle. (He would have their menus all planned out.)

Leonardo Co was on an expedition in Leyte when he was gunned down last week. The official explanation is that he was caught in a firefight between soldiers and NPA rebels, but a witness heard him begging for his life.

The following day the country’s other premiere botanist, Dan Lagunzad, died of liver cancer.

It was a very bad week for Philippine science. For science, period.

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Jeanmaire Molina, now at New York University, was one of Leonardo Co’s research assistants when he first set up the biodiversity project in Palanan, Isabela, in 2001. She and several other UP biology grads who trained under him and saw his work up close in the forests have been coming back each year during breaks in post-graduate work abroad to follow up on their projects. Here is her eulogy for the eminent botanist, whose death by what the military called a “crossfire” in Leyte last week has sparked outrage here and abroad. It was published today in the Business Mirror.

Leonard, the ‘plant philanderer,’ lies among the national treasures he loved
By Jeanmaire E. Molina, Ph.D.

“I FIRST met Sir Leonard almost 10 years ago through Chico, who was my plant taxonomy instructor. Sir Leonard, who was then botanist for Conservation International-Philippines, was recruiting volunteers to help with field work out in the remote jungles of Palanan, Isabela, which entailed a 10-hour bus ride from Manila to Cauayan, and then a 30-minute Cessna ride over the Northern Sierra Madres. My mom was worried about the trip so we decided to ask him what it was really like being out there, especially the malaria situation. Sir Leonard replied matter-of-factly, “Ah, wag po kyo mag-alala. Lahat naman po ng field biologists may malaria [Don’t worry, all field biologists have malaria].” Hearing this, we immediately drove to Mercury Drug so that I can start my dose of Aralen, a malaria prophylactic.

“This was Sir Leonard. So dedicated was he, that malaria did not deter him. He took pride in having two strains of it in his system. Nothing stopped him–a throng of wasps, a turbulent ride on the 6-seater Cessna aka the flying coffin, signal no. 5 typhoons, even a shotgun to his face by an NPA rebel. Just to give you a sense of how intense this person was: One time he slipped while wading in the Palanan stream, hit his back so bad, but instead of squealing in pain, he shouted, “Yung Eugenia ko. May flowers yon!”, to alert us to save his collected plant from drifting away with the stream currents. When he had it back in his hand, only then he did he shout, “aray!”

“As a young boy, Sir Leonard already knew what he wanted to do with his life. A natural historian at heart, he was collecting anything he could, from stones, bugs to plants. At 12 he had transformed part of his room into a makeshift herbarium to house one of his first plant collections, Oryza sativa, better known to nonbotanists as rice. He was always fascinated by the diversity of life, and he knew plants were the scaffold that held it all together. He studied botany in college because he knew this was the only way he could get out into the woods, even joining the UP mountaineering club just so he could collect and add to his growing collection of dried plants. The mentorship of Benito Tan and Jose Vera Santos, two botany greats, only whetted his appetite even more—15,000 Philippine plant species and his dream was to know and catalogue every single one of it, and to make the world know of the Philippines’ incredible biodiversity before it was too late.

“Sir Leonard’s energy and incredible, beyond-words type of love for botany and Philippine conservation were so strong that it just radiated out to anyone he met; and I can definitely speak for this, as well as my good friends, Sandra Yap, Hazel Consunji, Lorie Tongco, Ulysses Ferreras, and the dozens of other students he had touched one way or another. He was like a second father to us. He was “Tatay Chex” for Chekwa, our fond nickname for someone we adored. He was my dad in science, but I loved him like my own. He molded me into the person that I am now. He taught me everything I know about Philippine plants, which he knew like the palm of his hand. He was relentless in encouraging his students to pursue botany and conservation science, so that we can all fight for the cause of preserving every bit of Philippine biodiversity.

“One thing that I will surely miss about him was his intimate knowledge of any Philippine plant species. There is no leaf or twig that you can show him that he won’t be able to give you the latin name of, the shape of the scales or the hair type of its domatia, down to the pages of the Philippine Journal of Science where it was first published. If you ask him, “Sir, pano nyo po nalaman [How did you know that]?” He’d jokingly say, “Ah binulong saken ni Merrill [Merrill whispered it to me].” Merrill was literally sir’s American idol. He was an American botanist who devoted much of his life to the study of Philippine plants in the early 1900s. His portrait hangs in the herbarium, where Sir Leonard would sleep most of the time. This was Sir’s second home, after the forests. No offense Tita Glenda [Leonard’s wife], but Sir was a plant philanderer! One time I asked him, “Sir, alin po mas mahal nyo, si Tita Glends o ang halaman [Sir, who do you love more, Tita Glenda or your plants]”. He scratched his head, paused for a while, and said, “Ang hirap naman ng tanong mo [That’s a tough question].” So much was his love for his science that he also named his only daughter after Linneaus, the great Swedish botanist of the 1700s!

“There is no other Filipino botanist who comes close to Sir Leonard. He was the best of the best. Bar-none. Passionate is even an understatement to describe him. He was a self-made man; everything he knew he pretty much learned by himself, better than any PhD I’ve ever known. His passing is not just a big loss to his loved ones, but more so, a catastrophic loss to this country. Whoever is culpable for this has done our nation a great disservice because I’ve never known anyone who knew our plants the way he did, who had so selflessly given up anything for the cause of Philippine conservation, without any regard at all for personal gain or self-prestige. He is indeed a national treasure, an unsung hero.

“It is ironic that he died while collecting forest seeds for reforestation projects. Maybe somehow he knew that some of the seeds he had planted and nurtured 10 years ago are now ready to carry on his mission. I am one of those seeds and so are Sandra, Uly, Hazel, Lorie. Maybe it is time for us to plant our own seeds and train new students and enthuse others the way Sir Leonard did. May his death, instead of crippling the conservation movement, mobilize each one of us to continue fighting for our forests. This is the only way we can vindicate his death. This is the only way he would want to be remembered. We owe it to him, to ourselves and to this country. And as we leave here, may we all espouse the mantra he lived by, from the great Harvard sociobiologist, E.O. Wilson…

“Every scrap of biological diversity is priceless, to be learned and cherished and never to be surrendered without a struggle.”

“Goodbye, Sir Leonard. I will really miss you. Thank you so, so much for giving me the invaluable opportunity to learn from you. We love you. Nothing will ever be the same again.”

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Lourdes Molina Fernandez, editor-in-chief of the Business Mirror (and my editor at Today), paid tribute to the life and work of botanist Leonardo Co in an article published last Sunday. Here is the full text. Thanks, Chuchay, for allowing us to post this piece.

Leonardo Co: The irreplaceable ‘Sayang-tist’

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Just heard from Michael Purugganan at NYU that the Botanical Society of America plans to honor Leonard with a tribute in the Plant Science Bulletin.