Project: Unmentionables
Justin, Patrice and Harry of the Volcanoes rugby team are wearing a shower curtain while we define the perfect underwear.
James my genius designer friend and I have been thinking about underwear a lot. We like underwear. We have very strong opinions on underwear. We love shopping for underwear. In fact we like underwear so much we want to know if you like it as much as we do. If you’re not too busy, could you take this survey and post your answers in Comments?
1. What are you?
(a) I am a girl.
(b) I am a boy.
(c) I am a girl who is a boy who likes boys to be girls who do boys like they’re girls who do girls like they’re boys or other permutation.
(d) A hermaphrodite.
(e) I would prefer not to answer that.
2. How many pairs of underwear do you own? (Count tops and bottoms separately)
(a) 7, one for each day of the week
(b) less than 7/I don’t wear underwear.
(c) 20-50
(d) 50-100
(e) more than 100
(f) I would rather not answer that.
3. How often do you buy underwear?
(a) So often that I need to join Underwear Shoppers Anonymous.
(b) Weekly
(c) Monthly
(d) Quarterly
(e) Annually
4. What brand of underwear do you usually buy?
5. What brand of underwear would you like to buy?
6. What are your considerations when buying underwear? (Please choose a maximum of 3)
(a) Material (Must not contain synthetic fibers)
(b) Price
(c) Comfort
(d) Must be flattering
(e) Uniform/Must look exactly like all your other underwear
(f) Must be durable/last for years
(g) Color/Print
(h) Other (Please state)
7. What are your complaints about the underwear that is currently available?
8. Is there any particular type or style of underwear that you wish you could buy?
Thank you for participating in our survey. We will let you know the results.
Answers to questions you might be asking, unless you wandered onto this site purely by accident >>>
January 8th, 2011 at 15:51
@Brewhuh23 (#40): The only thing sadder about that Jonel’s Briefs commercial is the realization that it’s not even a REAL commercial – it was actually somebody’s class project for film production from 1999! The guys who made the video even had to spell that out in the sidebar, which… basta, no words talaga. Cringe!
January 8th, 2011 at 19:37
Kaye — that was suppose to be “matibay” not matibang pfft hahaha!
Chronicler — remind me when we see each other,whenever that may be,and il sing it to you hahahahaha XD
January 8th, 2011 at 22:24
Oh my gosh, I found YC bikini brief gold on YOUTUBEEEE!!!
Some guy (I believe this punishment or consequence to something) is singing the YC Bikinin brief jingle hahahahahaha!!! May pang games na ako for the next holiday office party LOL!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1dV6B6025M
It’s not perfect but he got in on key :) Good job, Edwin! (whoever you are!) and thanks!
January 9th, 2011 at 23:02
@#53 brewhuh23: Why thank you. You are an amazing researcher. Remind me to ease off some of my research work to you. Hahaha! Now, the jingle is stuck in my head.
January 14th, 2011 at 17:08
1. What are you?
(c) I am a girl who is a boy who likes boys to be girls who do boys like they’re girls who do girls like they’re boys or other permutation.
2. How many pairs of underwear do you own? (Count tops and bottoms separately)
(d) 50-100
3. How often do you buy underwear?
(a) So often that I need to join Underwear Shoppers Anonymous.
4. What brand of underwear do you usually buy?
Calvin Klein
5. What brand of underwear would you like to buy?
Armani – I want to wear Crissy R.
6. What are your considerations when buying underwear? (Please choose a maximum of 3)
(a) Material (Must not contain synthetic fibers)
(c) Comfort
7. What are your complaints about the underwear that is currently available?
none
8. Is there any particular type or style of underwear that you wish you could buy?
ala Spanx!
January 16th, 2011 at 18:14
@chronicler — Will it involve forensics mala-CSI or kahit Nancy Drew? Bet ko, ahahahaha!!!