Mission Impossible 4: Ghost Protocols of the Elders of Scientology
Tom Cruise is stretched so tightly you could play guitar solos on him. He looks insane. He runs so much the sides of his face look like they’ve been planed off by wind shear. Yet when he turns to his team and says, “Light a fuse,” and the theme music comes on with the fuse burning through the opening credits we knew we were going to enjoy Mission Impossible 4: Ghost Protocol. It had to work, it was directed by Brad Bird.
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December 20th, 2011 at 11:57
I’m biased because I obviously did not watch this for Tom Cruise. (And by that I mean… Marry me, Simon Pegg! You na alreadyyy!!!*) But, yeah, I noticed that Tommy looked flat – as in, literally flat – onscreen. Can’t wait for the review to go live. *tents fingers like Mr. Burns in The Simpsons*
December 20th, 2011 at 12:27
Sayang, nag-text na si Jeremy Renner e. Mahal ka daw niya. Yay! Amin na si Jeremy Renner.
December 20th, 2011 at 15:12
Hehe, kaya nga naka-asterisk eh. May asawa’t anak na si Simon Pegg.
December 20th, 2011 at 21:13
How come you did not mention Jeremy Renner’s yummy (and funny) stretches? His butt was so tight, you can bounce a 10-peso coin off it.
December 21st, 2011 at 10:05
ang isa pang maigi sa pelikulang ito ay ibinalik nila ang team spirit ng orihinal na serye sa TV. di tulad ng naunang tatlong M:Imps, nagbibida-bidahan lamang si tom cruise, nag-pi-feeling james bond.
December 23rd, 2011 at 10:54
nung napanuod ko jerry maguire, a few good men, rain man, etc. akala ko magaling lang si tom cruise umarte bilang intense. yun pala ganun siya in real life. galing ng pre-2005/Oprah couch PR team niya!