Joffrey Baratheon: 50 percent Lannister, 50 percent Lannister
100% Turd. Die screaming, you little shit, die!
(Give that actor an Emmy, we hate him with a passion.)
Tyrion Lannister: 100% Hot Stuff.
Pinoy: 100% Manlalait, as we can see from the parodies of that unfortunate advertisement. If it were just the photos and the tagline we might’ve let it go—the photos are quite nice—but the ungrammatical, innumerate, illogical, ignorant manifesto is more than we can bear.
Our favorite takes:
– 50% German, 50% Moreno (0% Tulugan)
– Mahal: 50%
– Alahas: 50% Down Payment, 50% Hulugan
and this Game of Thrones version Chus spotted. As far as we can tell it’s Ruby Redulla’s idea; hope you don’t mind our using it.
Hey a line of (legal, authorized and kosher) affordable Game of Thrones T-shirts would go a long way in shutting us up.
Meanwhile, among people who can spell DNA: DNA Blueprint for Fetus Built Using Tests of Parents, in the NYT.
GATTACA, here we come.
Answers to questions you might be asking, unless you wandered onto this site purely by accident >>>
June 7th, 2012 at 19:13
My favorite among the memes: “50% Bernardo, 50% Bernardo.”
June 7th, 2012 at 21:57
Laughed soooo hard at this! All GoT fans appreciate this very much.
There’s another one similarly funny, this time on American Idol Phillip Phillips: 50 % singular, 50% plural >>> LOL!!!
June 8th, 2012 at 00:21
Jack Gleeson can replace Charlize THeron’s wicked witch character anytime.
June 8th, 2012 at 08:00
Jack Gleeson is now a scholar at Trinity College in Dublin. He’s not very interested in acting; he’s pursuing Philosophy. And all the other cast members are very protective of him because apparently he’s a really nice person and gets called out for being a dick on TV. All the awards for him.
This just came up:
UP enrollment: 50% Lakad, 50% Pila