Where in the world is the Ark of the Covenant?
We don’t know, but many years ago a psychic told us that Noah’s Ark landed on Mount Arayat in Pampanga.
“Umm…not Mount Ararat in Turkey?” we asked.
“Mount Arayat,” she declared. “The scribes made a typo.”
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October 23rd, 2012 at 13:05
Hahaha. Mount Arayat. Oo nga naman… kalurky!
October 23rd, 2012 at 17:20
Hay, Raiders. It’s my standard for action/adventure/blockbuster movies, even with its obsolete special effects. Still better than most movies coming out today.
October 24th, 2012 at 05:51
I love one of the comments on that article:
“lightninglouie
4 days ago
Guys, relax. I found the Ark in my parents’ house while I was helping them do some spring cleaning last week. It was in the back of a closet, hidden under a pile of old Southern Living magazines from the mid-’90s. Little dusty, couple of dings here and there, but none the worse for wear.
My old Amiga 500 was inside. I was wondering where that went to.”
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