Onion encyclopedia exposes vast worldwide Filipino conspiracy
From the Onion Book of Known Knowledge:
Media, Filipino-controlled tool ostensibly intended to distribute news and information, but which is in actuality used by the Filipinos to spread disinformation and propaganda to promote their vast world wide Filipino conspiracy. Run by an elite secret consortium of the world’s most powerful Filipinos, the media is a mechanism through which the fatcat Filipinos who rule New York and Hollywood are able to cunningly disseminate a coded version of their agenda into millions of unsuspecting homes via their stranglehold on America’s television networks, press, film, publishing, and recording industries. Anyone who attempts to speak truth to power and shake up the media establishment is shut down by the ruthless, tightly connected Filipino cabal, which is of course funded by the same network of Filipino bankers and moneymen who have run the planet for centuries.
Thanks to turmukoy for the alert. Dammit we’ve been outed!
Answers to questions you might be asking, unless you wandered onto this site purely by accident >>>
November 24th, 2012 at 00:28
Aaaay! San makakabili nito?!
November 24th, 2012 at 08:50
may pilipino ba sa onion???? ang “eloquent” ng tagalog nila, talo pa tayo. (ano sa tagalog ng “eloquent?”)
November 24th, 2012 at 16:48
So now Filipinos have replaced the Jews?
November 27th, 2012 at 13:07
daaayuum! that is some eloquent Filipino right there.
and i hope Filipinos know exactly what The Onion is before they start raging.