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Woozy

February 11, 2013 By: jessicazafra Category: Art, Places 2 Comments →

Last Saturday we went to Art Fair Philippines 2013. We should’ve gone the day it opened and broken up the viewing over four days. Instead we tried to take in everything in a couple of hours and succeeded in making ourselves woozy. There was so much to stare at that after the first hour our systems refused to process any more information.

Fantastic job, organizers! We keep hearing about the boom in Philippine art—here’s visual confirmation.

1. parking lot
The venue was the parking area on the sixth floor of Link, that building across from Landmark. L.V. Locsin and Partners transformed the space into a series of galleries plus a cafe where we tried to empty our heads before looking at the other exhibits.

Some of the pieces we admired and/or coveted, in the order in which we viewed them:

2. elaine navas
This painting by Elaine Navas, after Polidori.

3. ronald ventura bululs
A group of giant bulul by Ronald Ventura.

4. geraldine's dead birds
Dead birds by Geraldine Javier.

5. christina's cabinet
One of several wooden cabinets by Christina Quisumbing-Ramilo.

6. alab pagarigan
Copper wire construction by Alab Pagarigan.

7. carlo aranton now o'clock
Now O’Clock by Carlo Aranton—a moving clock that doesn’t tell time.

8. bags
Fake designer bags in scrap metal.

10. esquillo kolokoy
The Fall of Kolokoy by Alfredo Esquillo.

11. mark justiniani
An infinity tunnel by Mark Justiniani.

12. barredo
And an amazing collection of moving sculptures by Gabby Barredo.

Note improvement in picture quality—we took these with a Sony Xperia acro S.

Reader review of Monstress: The Turmukoy Method

February 11, 2013 By: jessicazafra Category: Books No Comments →

tenorio
Watch for our interview with Lysley Tenorio in the second series of the Weekly Podcasts, coming soon.

This review of Lysley Tenorio’s short story collection Monstress is by turmukoy.

Confession: Every time I get my hands on an anthology, I judge its worth on the basis of three stories. I decide whether I should read the entire collection on the strength of the first, second-to-the-last, and the last stories only. If the title story is not in any of these places, I’ll read four. I don’t know if editors really locate the strongest stories in this order, but it works for me. Given my hectic day job I don’t have much time to read, so better to have a method of predicting max payoff before diving in.

In the case of Monstress by Lysley Tenorio, the first story is the title story, and it is a nice, quick read. The narrator Reva Gogo is an actress and dental assistant who has played Squid Mother, Werewolf Girl, and Bat-Winged Pygmy Queen in Filipino horror flicks. These B-movies are made by an Ed-Wood-like character named Checkers Rosario (good attempt to create a memorable character name; is Tenorio doing a Thomas Pynchon here?). After successive box-office failures in the Philippines, Reva and Checkers are led to the US by a kindred auteur who plies the same genre. Later Reva has to choose between Checkers and a career without prosthetics. I was readying myself for a big twist or a staggering resolution, but was led instead to a natural, practical ending. Still, the last two paragraphs are as emotionally-wrenching as love stories can get.

The second-to-the-last story is called the Save the iHotel. My wife says it’s like Brokeback Mountain, but with a less sad ending. The characters are two old men—one more senile than the other—who about to be removed from the hotel, which is scheduled for demolition. Just before the eviction the younger one recounts how they met and how betrayals led to the losses that ripple between and around them.

The last piece is L’Amour, CA, which has an “ordinary” immigrant Pinoy family plot. I say ordinary because there are the usual plot points—unwanted pregnancies, bullying, and the other ‘expected’ turns of the immigrant experience. But the story still has a good start and a powerful ending.

The three convinced me to finish the whole book, so I continued with Help, probably the lightest in the collection. It features an Imelda vs. Beatles plan hatched by a government employee/devotee and his nieces. It describes perfectly Imelda’s menacing hold over the Manileños during the 70’s. There’s even an elegant description of a painting of Madame, which made me remember the painting that’s supposed to welcome patients to the Heart Center in East Avenue. I think she’s supposed to be Eve in that painting, but to my 9-year-old self, seeing her face and smelling the hospital odor while stricken with rheumatic fever was dreadful.

There’s also an attempt at a geek story entitled Superassassin, but I don’t think this piece works.

And then Brothers, a good story about a divorced Pinoy immigrant, his mom, and a sibling who elects to have breast implants and a sex change. Felix Starro and View from Culion are the weakest stories in the collection. (These two, by the way, are located in the middle of the book; my method might be sound after all).

I think all the stories are blatantly plot-driven, and there’s nothing wrong with that. All can be easily adapted into episodes of Maalaala Mo Kaya or a GMA telesine. Not those ones where a character is simply killed off to get the tears flowing, but the good, solid episodes that the networks are still capable of churning out from time to time.

And the book is a good, solid collection, all the stories merging into a coherent whole. I’ve stumbled upon two separate comments by Franzen and Wolff declaring that short stories can approach perfection (unlike the novel, which can never be perfect). Junot Diaz has crafted some stories approaching perfection in Drown, and because of a similar diaspora theme, Tenorio might be compared to Junot Diaz. Diaz has already established his trademark tone, he would be a tough act to follow. I won’t expand on this and be caught pretending to know more about literary criticism that I do. I will just say that the two perfect Pinoy-written shorts are Utos ng Hari and Sulat Mula sa Pritil, and I think Tenorio is capable of writing something that approaches the Pritil and Hari.

If I can be allowed one objection though, I think most of these stories are bleak. For this reason, you shouldn’t read the entire book in one sitting, because it might tire you out. There are some funny, amusing accounts, but then they are followed by passages like “it seems impossible to me that anyone could be that pleased in life,” which brings the atmosphere back to bleakness.

If I can be allowed two objections, I think a good editor can still improve on the stories. The blurbs imply that some of these pieces have been in existence for years. If there was some last-minute editing before book publication, I would have wished for cuts—not necessarily in the tradition of Carver and Lish—but just some lines probably better left unsaid, and overused metaphors like “the room is like a dream.”

Good debut by a Filipino-American writer. The book is worth your time.

Books for the ears

February 09, 2013 By: jessicazafra Category: Books, Clothing No Comments →

locket necklace

At EchoStore in Serendra we found these book locket necklaces by Junk Studio. They feature cover art from well-loved books (the publishers won’t mind, we hope).

open lockets

Each locket comes with a 24-inch chain. (The chain barely fits around our giant head. We’re talking Prometheus size—not the Engineer, the statue). Retail price: Php285 each.

earrings

We got a pair of book lockets and converted them into earrings. The metal is light enough so our earlobes don’t come off.

The case of the dead CDs

February 08, 2013 By: jessicazafra Category: Music, Technology 1 Comment →

CD rot

We’ve been reading a lot of late 19th-century literature so we thought we’d listen to music from the period. So off we went to Jackie’s to raid her music library (and dine on Yaya Andresa’s ostrich burgers, which are intense). We borrowed some Mahler, Brahms, Faure, Grieg and a double-CD recording of Verdi’s Otello starring Mario del Monaco (sounds like a bold star) and Renata Tebaldi.

When we opened the CD case we found that the foam liner had disintegrated and stuck to the discs. Ayyy! So we removed the bits of foam very carefully, then wiped the discs with alcohol. The discs had become translucent. They wouldn’t play, even if we tried them on different players. Otello was dead, a victim of CD rot.

“This problem was spotted in the early days of optical discs,” explains Juan the audiophile snob. (We are not allowed to use shoddy headphones in his presence.) “It happened to laser discs first. Apparently the seal on the two sides of the disc was not perfect, allowing air to seep in. Over time the substrate would disintegrate.”

(Digression: The first CDs Juan ever owned were the Chariots of Fire soundtrack and a Spandau Ballet album he bought in Tokyo in 1984. He also bought the newly-released Sony Discman. The battery back contained four D cells and was almost four times thicker and heavier than the player. Playing time was four hours or less.)

“The disc makers probably didn’t anticipate the chemical effect of the adhesive used on the reflective layer, and the manufacturing process was not perfect. The Japanese imprints were probably better than the American and European ones (Juan’s two oldest CDs still; some of his laser discs have gone kaput). Juan recalls a class action suit in the 80s against Pioneer, inventor of the laser disc. The CD was invented by Philips and Sony. The problem of CD rot was first reported in the west (The Otello CD was made in West Germany. There were two Germanies then).”

For more information: CDs are not forever. If you have any CDs from the 80s, time to check if they still play.

Add to to-do list: Attend the Wagner festival at Bayreuth. You line up for years and years to get tickets.

Grimm and Grimmer

February 08, 2013 By: jessicazafra Category: Books, Childhood 7 Comments →

Grimm and Grimmer

On the left, Grimm’s Complete Fairy Tales, translator uncredited, published by Barnes & Noble in 2012. Nice dark green faux-leather binding, gilt-edged paper of the kind used for bibles. Gorgeous full-color endpapers, gold ribbon page marker, and best of all, the classic illustrations by Arthur Rackham. 722 pages, 211 stories, with an introduction by Jane Yolen.

On the right, Fairy Tales from the Brothers Grimm, a new English version by Philip Pullman. Regular cardboard hardcover, dust jacket cover art, newsprint paper (of a better quality but still newsprint). No endpapers, no illustrations. 405 pages, 50 stories, with an introduction by Philip Pullman. There’s also a brief commentary by Pullman at the end of each tale, citing sources and alternate versions.

They cost about the same, Php1,100 at National Bookstores. Your choice depends on whether you are an Arthur Rackham or Philip Pullman fan.

rackham_frog2
The Frog King illustration by Arthur Rackham.

In the green book, The Frog King starts like this:

In olden times when wishing still helped one, there lived a king whose daughters were all beautiful, but the youngest was so beautiful that the sun itself, which has seen so much, was astonished whenever it shone in her face.

In the Pullman translation, the complete title is The Frog King, or Iron Heinrich.

In the olden times, when wishing still worked, there lived a king whose daughters were all beautiful; but the youngest daughter was so lovely that even the sun, who has seen many things, was struck with wonder every time he shone on her face.

Who is Iron Heinrich? He appears in both versions—in the green book he is called Faithful Henry—as the frog king’s faithful servant.

…when he’d learned that his master had been changed into a frog, he was so dismayed that he went straight to the blacksmith and ordered three iron bands to put around his heart to stop it bursting with grief.

goes the Pullman translation.

Faithful Henry had been so unhappy when his master was changed into a frog that he had caused three iron bands to be laid round his heart, lest it should burst with grief and sadness.

says the older translation.

Both versions differ from the one we remember having heard countless times while growing up. The princess never has to kiss the frog; on the contrary she picks him up and throws him at the wall, and when he lands he is a handsome human prince. We don’t recall ever hearing of Iron Heinrich/Faithful Henry. If there’s a love story here, it’s between the enchanted prince and his loyal servant; the princess is just a brat who gets lucky.

Where did the frog-kissing business come from? Who told little girls that if they kissed enough frogs they might land a prince? Who tacked on that “moral lesson”: She was nice to the slimy amphibian so she was rewarded! Wheee! They need to get their asses kicked.

A car park for a horse

February 07, 2013 By: jessicazafra Category: Books, History 5 Comments →

The complete skeleton showing the curve of the spine of Richard III
The complete skeleton showing the curved spine of Richard III, who was killed in the Battle of Bosworth in 1485. Photograph: EPA

Not just the identity of the man in the car park with the twisted spine, but the appalling last moments and humiliating treatment of the naked body of Richard III in the hours after his death have been revealed at an extraordinary press conference at Leicester University.

There were cheers when Richard Buckley, lead archaeologist on the hunt for the king’s body, finally announced that the university team was convinced “beyond reasonable doubt” that it had found the last Plantagenet king, bent by scoliosis of the spine, and twisted further to fit into a hastily dug hole in Grey Friars church, which was slightly too small to hold his body.

Read Richard III: DNA confirms twisted bones belong to king.

We couldn’t find videos of Looking for Richard, Al Pacino’s excellent documentary on Richard III. We’ve always felt bad for Richard of York a.k.a. Crookback—sure he did horrible things, but they all did, and he was doubtless a victim of Tudor propaganda. Game of Thrones connection: George R.R. Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire series was inspired by the Wars of the Roses in which the Houses of York and Lancaster fought for the throne of England. York, Stark, Lancaster, Lannister.

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amypond pointed us to the episode of Terry Jones’s Medieval Lives featuring the three King Richards. Terry Jones is our favorite Python-comedian-author-historian.