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Piracy better than an Emmy, says GoT exec

August 12, 2013 By: jessicazafra Category: Television No Comments →

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Actor Peter Dinklage holds his 2011 Emmy award after winning for “Game Of Thrones.” (REUTERS/Lucy Nicholson)

The people behind “Game of Thrones,” reportedly the most-pirated show on the Internet, have always taken an oddly laissez-faire view of piracy. Director David Petrarca once told a crowd in Sydney that illegal downloads help the show by generating “buzz.” Both author George R.R. Martin and HBO programming president Michael Lombardo have called the piracy rates a compliment. And now, in perhaps the strongest endorsement of all, Jeff Bewkes — the CEO of Time Warner, which owns HBO — basically bragged about illegal downloads to investors during an earnings call.

“If you go around the world, I think you’re right, that ‘Game of Thrones’ is the most pirated show in the world,” he said. “Now that’s better than an Emmy.”

Better than an Emmy? From a business standpoint, he may actually be right.

Read it at the Washington Post.

No winner for the July LitWit Challenge

August 11, 2013 By: jessicazafra Category: Clothing, Contest No Comments →

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We’re going to bring the Hello Kitty glasses to all our appointments this week and ask everyone we meet with to get photographed in them. This is the cast from Saturday dinner at Corazon, from left: Raymond, Dorski, Vic, us, and Lee. Lee and Dorski were our producers at Points of View. Raymond, producer of Maximo Oliveros, Endo, Zombadings and Lav Diaz’s Norte, Hangganan Ng Kasaysayan, was their classmate at UP. Marivic was the producer of the rugby coverage on GMA News Network. Marivic, Dorski and Lee are with GMA-7.

Eyeglasses: Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, Prada (haha bwiset), Kitty. If we’re seeing you this week, be warned that these glasses are in your future.

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Only one reader submitted an entry to the July LitWit Challenge: Romantic as heck. Nobody else thinks thwarted love is the most romantic kind?

We don’t award prizes by default. However, if he would post his full name in Comments (It won’t be published), we will give him a consolation prize for the effort.

The sociological significance of ‘bolitas’. No seamen jokes, please.

August 10, 2013 By: jessicazafra Category: History, Sex, Traveling, World Domination Update 4 Comments →

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Sorry we don’t have a proper picture, but here’s a jar of marbles.

Somewhere, someone is already writing a pitch for an indie movie.

The Strange Sexual Quirk of Filipino Seafarers
by Ryan Jacobs

When Norwegian anthropologist Gunnar Lamvik first began living in Iloilo city, a seafaring haven in the southern Philippines, he sensed he wasn’t getting the richest and most detailed information about the shipping experience from interviews with his neighbors, who were home on two-month vacations from 10 months at sea. To crack the cultural mystery of any total institution, you have to go inside, he reasoned. “If you [want] a feeling of a seafarer’s life, you have to be at sea with them when they are open,” said Lamvik, who now studies how cultural differences affect occupational safety at a Norway-based think-tank called SINTEF. “It’s important to be on board for some time, and build trust. That’s the crucial thing to do.”

For the next three years, he was on and off ships, floating with his subjects from port to port and trying to make that connection.

At a raucous karaoke crew member party somewhere in the middle of the Indian Ocean, it began to happen. He belted out the lyrics to “House of the Rising Sun.” Then, he insisted on singing it again. “That was a real ice breaker,” he said.

It was in this type of loose, booze-flowing setting that he learned the most about the lives of his shipmates. And soon, conversations turned to perhaps the most fascinating part of the Filipino seafaring identity, the little-known and barely studied sexual practice of “bolitas,” or little balls.

Many Filipino sailors make small incisions in their penises and slide tiny plastic or stone balls — the size of M&M’s — underneath the skin in order to enhance sexual pleasure for prostitutes and other women they encounter in port cities, especially in Rio de Janeiro. “This ‘secret weapon of the Filipinos,’ as a second mate phrased it, has therefore obviously something to do,” Lamvik wrote in his thesis, “‘with the fact that ‘the Filipinos are so small, and the Brazilian women are so big’ as another second mate put it.”

Read the article at The Atlantic.

Thanks to Chus for the link.

Aww-glasses

August 10, 2013 By: jessicazafra Category: Cats, Clothing 2 Comments →

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Awww. Our friend sent us a really, really late Xmas present (or a very early one!): a bunch of Hello Kitty eyeglass frames. They’re adorable.

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We’re not likely to wear them (though our sister squeed and took the pink ones), not just because that would be terrifying, but because there’s a prophecy somewhere in the Apocrypha: “And lo, the abomination shall appeareth in the spectacles of a feline of the East that hath no mouth, and there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth, and those that behold the beast shall plucketh out their eyes and sing Air Supply songs…”

Colbert presents All-Star Get Lucky dance video

August 09, 2013 By: jessicazafra Category: Music, Television 1 Comment →

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When Daft Punk cancelled their appearance on The Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert aired his Get Lucky dance video featuring Hugh Laurie, Jeff Bridges, Bryan Cranston, The Rockettes, Henry Kissinger, Jon Stewart, Jimmy Fallon and Matt Damon. It’s a scream! Is this the turning point in history where dorkiness officially becomes cool, or did that happen earlier?

In other earth-shaking news, Maru has a friend!

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Everything gives you cancer.

August 09, 2013 By: jessicazafra Category: Health, Music 2 Comments →

Like clockwork we receive health alerts warning us about the hidden dangers in our food and surroundings. Yesterday Jackie sent us an article on the evils of potato chips, which actually haven’t got potato in them. Are we to live without chips then? And doughnuts, soda, coffee (!) and all the other stuff we survive on? At these times Joe Jackson starts playing in our head.

You know what really makes you ill? Worrying constantly about being ill.