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The big ramen slurp-off: Santouka vs Ikkoryu

September 03, 2013 By: jessicazafra Category: Food 5 Comments →

Apparently standing in line is part of the ramen experience in Manila: every time we attempt to eat at the new ramen places, we have to wait at least 20 minutes for a table.

After we pronounced Santouka Hokkaido Ramen in Glorietta 4 the best ramen we’ve ever had, we heard that Ikkoryu Ramen Fukuoka at Shangri-La East Wing was better. We’re no expert—we like the ramen at Ukkokei but won’t go out of our way to eat there. And we’re perfectly happy with the tonkotsu ramen at Konbini, the Japanese convenience store in Greenhills. But when we hear “the greatest ramen ever”, we have to go and taste what the fuss is all about.

It was a good time to eat ramen—we’d been stuck in the house for 36 hours in the habagat, living on dry toast and stuff excavated from the back of the fridge. (Having lived alone since our early 20s, with no culinary skills whatsoever, we are in the habit of taking home the leftovers from our meals and storing them. Most of it goes to the outdoor cats, some we eat, the rest turn into biological warfare experiments. Periodically we throw out the stuff before it achieves sentience and takes over the household.) We tried to order out, but every delivery hotline was busy.

When the rains abated we dashed to Ikkoryu at the Shangri-La East Wing, thinking we would be the only diners. How wrong we were. We were seventh in line and had to wait nearly half an hour for a seat.

At Ikkoryu you are given three options for the noodles: soft, normal, or hard. We ordered the exact same dish we had at Santouka, the miso ramen with char siu. As the steaming bowl was placed on the table, we grasped our chopsticks and braced ourselves for what might be a life-changing experience.

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Ikkoryu’s miso ramen

Naah. It’s delicious, and whenever we’re in the neighborhood and in the mood for ramen we’ll probably eat there, but we prefer Santouka ramen. As Ricky said, “Santouka is more boungga than Ikkoryu. They deserve the bumi-British na “u” in their name.” Kouraz! Or, we rule in favour of Santouka.

Two days later we discovered that Ikkoryu had opened closer to home, at the basement of Power Plant Mall. This time we asked the wait staff to recommend the ramen flavour, and they said the ajitama was a bestseller.

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Ikkoryu’s ajitama ramen

With good reason. We like it better than their miso ramen. But we still prefer the flavour of the broth, the consistency of the noodles, and the evil pork cheeks at Santouka.

santoka miso ramen char siu

Next we’ll try that place in Alabang.

Black, white, and gray: Crime thrillers and corruption

September 02, 2013 By: jessicazafra Category: Current Events, Movies 14 Comments →

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Tony Leung and Andy Lau in Infernal Affairs

A friend who admires OTJ reminded me that the Filipino audience doesn’t go for crime thrillers. “Why not?” I asked. “Is it because crime thrillers have convoluted plots that require logical thought? The audience doesn’t want to be made to think? They don’t like that existentialist stuff?”

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Brigitte Lin in Chungking Express

“Maybe it’s the ambiguity,” said another friend. “The audience wants everything clear, black and white, no open-ended questions, a final resolution. Crime thrillers are gray, they don’t furnish easy answers.”

A third friend had the most cynical explanation. “Pinoys don’t go for crime thrillers,” she said, “Because they require the viewer to differentiate between right and wrong.”

“No. It can’t be. You think?”

Read our column at InterAksyon.com.

LitWit Challenge: The Corruptibles

September 02, 2013 By: jessicazafra Category: Contest, Current Events 7 Comments →

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The Napoles case, the Commission on Audit report, the anti-pork barrel rally—corruption is the theme in the news (as if no news of corruption means no corruption) and the theme of this LitWit Challenge.

In 1,500 words or less, write us a story involving corruption—in the government, the judiciary, the military/police, the academe, the clergy, private enterprise, anywhere. Big-time corruption, petty corruption, AC/DC (attack and collect/defend and collect) in the media, bribes and “commissions” on official contracts, grease money for processing documents, kotong “pang-merienda” in traffic, there is no shortage of examples. You can draw on personal experience, get the information from the news, or make it all up. It can be horrifying, satirical, bleak-existentialist, or revenge fantasy. Knock yourselves out.

The deadline: 12 noon of 14 September 2013.

The prize: Hardcover editions of Dear Life by Alice Munro and Laura Lamont’s Life in Pictures by Emma Straub.

The LitWit Challenge is brought to you by our friends at National Bookstore.