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Catshomon: One house, four cats, four versions of the story

October 02, 2013 By: jessicazafra Category: Cats 7 Comments →

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Drogon, the new cat: I love it here! So much food! Lots of toys! A litterbox! Things to climb! A bed! Playmates! Warm and dry when it’s raining outside! Airconditioning! I love my new house. (Snuggles next to human.)

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Saffy: What happened to our 24-hour buffet?
Us: We had to take it away because Drogon keeps eating and gets a bum stomach.
Saffy: Where’s my food?
Us: You’ll be served at mealtimes.
Saffy: That’s preposterous! I eat whenever I want!
Us: Sorry, we have to control Drogon’s feeding because he gets poopy. We don’t want to have to change the litter every day.
Saffy: I protest this intrusion! This is a violation of my feline rights. (Refuses to eat kibble. Goes on hunger strike. Will eat only Fancy Feast.)

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Koosi: How long is our guest staying?
Us: Forever.
Koosi: Hisssssss! (Goes on hunger strike. Makes herself ill. Gets confined at Pendragon Clinic for possible pneumonia. Vet says she’s better but still not eating. We’re hoping she’ll eat in familiar surroundings, so the vet is sending her home.)

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Mat: Hello, Drogon. Are you from outdoors? I used to live outdoors. It was fun, but dirty. Now I have one ball. You have one ball, too. Let’s huddle.

Babagwa (The Spider’s Lair) is a Filipino movie about catfishing.

October 02, 2013 By: jessicazafra Category: twisted by jessica zafra 1 Comment →

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Babagwa by Jason Paul Laxamana (Boboy says it’s BA-bag-wa, not Ba-bag-WAH or Ba-BAG-wa) is a movie about internet scam artists who find their marks on Facebook.

Our friend Renly is an IT guy.

So we asked Renly to review Babagwa from the perspective of an IT professional. Kind of an expert opinion.

Babagwa reviewed by Renly the IT guy

I ended up multitasking as I was watching the screener. Sorry, we IT professionals tend to work this way. I guess the only way to do this is in bullet points.

* The opening scene threw me off a bit. They used the same lipstick on all the kids, and even on the teacher. All the lips in that scene had the same color.

* Point where my disbelief was suspended: When Greg knocks on Neri’s door and she says “Bakit andito kaaaa??”

* Kung ako si Marney:
– Pinirmahan ko na ang kontrata sa apartment ora mismo!
– I would not ask for Php 20,000. I would ask for small amounts not worth reporting to the police, say Php500, maybe even Php1500.
– I would not use a bank account as my conduit. There’s GCash, Smart Padala, Cebuana.
– That fake account buildup strategy was spot on, though. I know someone who had an internship at a PR company in 2010. His tasks were similar to the strategy in the movie. He was asked to create six fake Facebook accounts. He had to give them personalities and map out their relationships. He was then asked to ‘friend’ a list of other profiles.
– Parang Napoles no?
* There is actually a word for this and it’s Catfishing. Ah, so this movie is about catfishing!
– Hey, is that why that scene opened with Marney’s dad scaling a fish? Was that the catfishing reference?

Okay, so:
* Nice, a Pinoy movie about catfishing!
* I liked Greg, Marney, and Neri. They seemed like real people.
* People catfish for a variety of reasons; too bad the filmmakers picked the least plausible one (for money) as the primary motivation in the film.
* They could have spent more time showing different catfish techniques and behaviors…Sana tinodo na nila. An explicitly gruesome ending for the scammer as a sex slave, de lata (sa steel drum) or stewed genitalia (soup No. 5) would’ve been more interesting to me.

We should have Quick Change reviewed by a transwoman, Badil by a small-town election operator, The Guerilla is a Poet by an NPA rebel, Sonata by an opera singer, Ang Turkey Man ay Pabo Rin by a Pinay married to a foreigner, Puti by an art forger, and so on.

Utopia, Dystopia: New novels by Jonathan Lethem and Margaret Atwood

October 01, 2013 By: jessicazafra Category: Books 3 Comments →

We like Jonathan Lethem and Margaret Atwood, two authors of “serious” fiction who write science-fiction. Atwood took umbrage when The Handmaid’s Tale and Oryx and Crake were described as science-fiction novels; she preferred the term “speculative fiction”. Sounds like a duck to us.

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MaddAdam, available at National Bookstores, hardcover, Php1099.

The only Atwood we’ve read is The Handmaid’s Tale, which we looked up for its weird sex scene. MaddAdam is the third part of a trilogy whose first two books we have not read. Aaargh, we’re behind already. We know we have Margaret Atwood fans amongst us—tell us why you love her.

From our readers:

balqis: The first two books of the MaddAddam trilogy did not have such impact on me as her other novels did, like The Handmaid’s Tale, The Blind Assassin, Alias Grace, or The Edible Woman, but they are still worth reading especially if one is curious as to why Atwood insists on calling some of her work speculative fiction. Oryx and Crake is chillingly prescient: several of the scientific breakthroughs “made up” in the novel have been recently actualized and could eventually be old hat for us. The Year of the Flood feels a bit contrived–at the “end” of the world the people who already know each other are the only ones who remain. Both books still retain a sense of irony that is clearly Atwoodian. I know I’m being vague but I just want to promote her ha ha. But for instance, in TYOTF, she gives focus on God’s Gardeners (an eco-religious group first appearing in Oryx & Crake) and treats their philosophy/doctrine/way of life ambiguously: Atwood is either sneering at their (virtual) fanaticism or applauding their concern for the environment. Or maybe she’s doing neither. Or both.

lestat: I don’t read science fiction often, not because I hate it but because I prefer non-science fiction, but I read Oryx & Crake a long time ago not knowing what it was about and realized it’s a funny sci-fi novel. I loved it, made me want to read sci-fi, pero yung ganung level lang.

wenkebach: I like Atwood because when she writes, she takes the reader to her imagined worlds. I also like the way her writing has a certain rhythm to it. I can’t quite explain it, but some writers are easier to read than others—Atwood belongs to such a category.

Read their full answers in Comments. Thanks for the backgrounders! Let us know what books you’d like to review for us and we’ll get copies for you.

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The Penelopiad, Php475 at National Bookstores.

We’re a fan of Canongate’s The Myths series, in which well-known authors retell myths from around the world. The Penelopiad is the story of Penelope, wife of Odysseus. Odysseus is famous for his wiles, his cleverness, his service in the Trojan War and his fantastical ten-year trip in The Odyssey. Penelope is famous for being his faithful wife, waiting patiently in Ithaca for her husband to return. Surely there was more to her than that.

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Dissident Gardens, Php1125 at National Bookstores.

As She Climbed Across the Table, Motherless Brooklyn, Fortress of Solitude, we loved. You Don’t Love Me Yet, we’ll probably never love. Chronic City we haven’t finished, although we envy the character who writes the liner notes for the Criterion Collection. Dissident Gardens, we’ll see.

The Killers concert, good. Sound system and seats, terrible.

October 01, 2013 By: jessicazafra Category: Music No Comments →

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Review of The Killers at Araneta Coliseum, 26 September, by our friend Juan.

The Killers concert was good, and they killed I Think We’re Alone Now. But the sound system was horrible, blasting very distorted sound. My car stereo, although a bit tinny, has better sound fidelity.

Then there’s the matter of the seats. I kept sliding off my chair. The chairs are so old that they sag.