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Tea with Valentina: We did a podcast with Ms Celia Rodriguez

November 18, 2013 By: jessicazafra Category: Movies, Podcast 6 Comments →

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Celia Rodriguez today, with the director of the Valentina episode of Lipad, Darna, Lipad!, Elwood Perez.

On Sunday afternoon we had drinks and a fascinating chat with our favorite cinematic supervillain Celia Rodriguez, the definitive Valentina, Darna’s snake-haired nemesis. We’d post the podcast right now, but we have to review the recording carefully lest we get sued by the people we talked about haha. Here’s an excerpt.

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You will never see Celia Rodriguez in public not looking like a star—she considers it her obligation to the audience. So we had to dress properly in order to hang out with her.

Us: How was Valentina’s snake hair done in the era before digital effects?

Celia Rodriguez: Those snakes are igat, water snakes, delicacies in Bulacan. Elwood said, “I don’t want anything artificial.” I said, “Fine, as long as they don’t bite me.” They’re slimy and smelly, and they don’t thrive anywhere except in water. They put prosthetics on me so that I would look kalbo. Cecile Baun was one of the greatest when it comes to mga ganyan.

Can you imagine going 24 hours without any air on your scalp? Kaya minumura ko yang si Elwood, “!@#$%^ ka! Ang sakit na ng ulo ko!” When you puncture (the prosthetic), it shrivels. Then they put artificial snakes. Pag long shot, puede. Pag close-up, yung igat, tinatali nila sa artificial snakes. Remember, the igat doesn’t like light. And especially ashes. When the light and ashes hit them, they start writhing.

I was playing a model from New Delhi, so nakakulot ang pilik-mata ko. Pag nagsasalita ako in Hindu, gumagalaw ang mga igat, napupunta sa pilik-mata ko, pumapasok sa tenga ko. Sabi ni Elwood, “Good, good, don’t say anything. Cut! Perfect!” “Ay *&^%$#@ niyo, alis! Alis!” Isang batya, puro igat.

Our podcast with Celia Rodriguez is coming up midweek.

Updates on the Haiyan (Yolanda) survivors we’d written about

November 18, 2013 By: jessicazafra Category: Current Events 2 Comments →

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Read When Haiyan Struck at the New Yorker.

Friends and colleagues of Tina Cuyugan, Helen Merino’s employer, have rallied round to assist Helen and her family with cash donations and logistics. According to Tina, a cousin of Helen’s has already made his way to Helen’s parents with rice and goods. The old folk have made a small hut for themselves using GI sheets that had been blown off from some other roof, and are collecting rainwater. Together they made their way to the family land (an hour’s walk away), and saw how every single tree on it had been beheaded and flattened (“parang posporo na nakakalat”).

Helen’s parents have decided to migrate back to Davao yet again. (Helen’s family is originally from Leyte. They fled to Davao to avoid the NPA. Later they fled back to Leyte to avoid the MNLF. They are the definition of ‘displaced people’.) They will stay in Davao for some months at least, accompanied by the cousin. Helen will buy a young pig for her mother to raise with part of the cash donations, for income and also to keep her from dwelling on the disaster and the trauma. They will be in the Davao house which Helen had built for them with Tina’s help some years ago.

Tina has advised Helen to tell her family to keep in mind international efforts to assist in recovery and rehab. They may yet be able to rebuild and reclaim in Leyte, but for now it’s too much for the old folk.

Our friend Leo Abuda has returned from his trip to Guiuan. He sent this update:

After a four-day journey, I am back in Manila and happily reunited with my family. My journey took me to Butuan City, where I picked up relief goods that had been procured and positioned there through the generosity of relatives, friends and clients, and packed by volunteers of the People Power Volunteers for Reform (Big thanks to Tito Fred and Tita Chit Asis, parents of my law partner Jehri Asis).

From Butuan, we proceeded to Placer, Surigao del Norte where we loaded the relief goods onto a fishing boat provided by Ramil and Myrna Luna (friends of my wife). From Placer it was a 22-hour boat ride, mostly across portions of the Pacific Ocean, that took us past the islands of Hinatuan, Dinagat, Suluan, Homonhon and finally to Guiuan. We had a bit of a delay entering Guiuan because it was low tide, and this being the boat captain’s first trip to Guiuan, we had to watch out for the many coral reefs that dot the channel leading to Guiuan proper.

As it was already late in the afternoon by the time we were able to dock, we quickly unloaded the relief goods and sent them by army truck to our makeshift barangay hall for immediate distribution to the waiting recipients. Initially there was a bit of confusion as people all wanted their names to be called first. However, the barangay officials quickly restored order and we assured everyone there were enough goods to provide one pack for each household. After that, the distribution went relatively smoothly and the people obediently, patiently stood in line and waited for their names to be called.

There was none of the chaos that I had seen on TV news footage of Tacloban; no shoving, elbowing, pushing, jostling or shouting, other than people’s names being called so they could step forward and pick up their goods. By nightfall we had completed distribution of 1 relief pack (5 kilos rice and assorted canned goods) and a half-gallon of water per household in the entire barangay, as well as relatives and residents from other barangays who came to the house. By early evening, before the daily curfew set in, we had pretty much completed the distribution and were able to sit down for dinner and some (literally) dark but quality time with the family.

I cannot find the words to express the happiness reflected in the dazed but grateful eyes of the people as they made their way home, clutching the bags of goods and bottles of water that could very well have been their most prized possessions, next to the lives of their loved ones who were fortunate to have survived the worst of Yolanda’s force. Never before have I heard the words “Thank you” uttered with such sincerity. It was only when I was heading back to the house that I realized there were tears in my eyes. I let them fall, and went home with a renewed sense of purpose and a deeper appreciation of the value of life and living it in the most meaningful way.

Dear friends, thank you all so much for your generous contributions. Without you we would not have succeeded in our modest efforts to reach out to our fellow Guiuananons, who continue to struggle to come to terms with the reality that Yolanda has irreversibly altered the course of their lives. We continue to look to you for support in our ongoing efforts to help in rehabilitating Guiuan (and hopefully other places similarly situated) and to give our fellow Guiuananons a renewed sense of direction as they try to pick up the pieces of their shattered lives.

Think of the Philippines as a climate laboratory

November 16, 2013 By: jessicazafra Category: Current Events, Science 1 Comment →

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Mt Pinatubo eruption. Photo from the US Geological Survey

The heavy industrial activity of the previous hundred years had caused the earth’s climate to warm by roughly three-quarters of a degree Celsius, helping to make the twentieth century the hottest in at least a thousand years. The eruption of Mt. Pinatubo, however, reduced global temperatures by nearly that much in a single year. It also disrupted patterns of precipitation throughout the planet. It is believed to have influenced events as varied as floods along the Mississippi River in 1993 and, later that year, the drought that devastated the African Sahel. Most people considered the eruption a calamity.

For geophysical scientists, though, Mt. Pinatubo provided the best model in at least a century to help us understand what might happen if humans attempted to ameliorate global warming by deliberately altering the climate of the earth.

Is there a technological solution to global warming? Read The Climate Fixers by Michael Specter in the New Yorker.

2 pilosopo watch The Counselor, proclaim it the year’s worst movie

November 15, 2013 By: jessicazafra Category: Books, Movies 3 Comments →

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Javier Bardem, Javier Bardem’s hair, Javier Bardem’s outfit, and Michael Fassbender in Ridley Scott’s The Counselor

– Aaaaaa! The latest in Javier Bardem’s gallery of bad hairstyles. What’s the ranking for this?
– It knocks his hair in Skyfall out of third place. His No Country For Old Men moptop is still second, and the indescribable coiffure in Love in the Time of Cholera first.
– Hmm. I think Fassbender should always play cold characters.
– I can’t think of any warm characters he’s played.
– Cameron Diaz is beginning to look like Ellen Barkin, only Ellen doesn’t have to try so hard to be freaky and scary.
– This is weird. The characters talk too much.
– Worse, they’re speechifying. In quaint, ponderous English. Who wrote this?
– Cormac McCarthy.
– What!! Well, it could be a not-bad radio play. From 1920.
– It sounds like they’re reading a mediocre Cormac McCarthy novel out loud.
– I suspect they treated his screenplay like a sacred text. Couldn’t bring themselves to cut the blather.
– And no Coen Brothers (No Country For Old Men) to whip it into shape for cinema.
– Are we allowed to describe dialogue written by the author of Blood Meridian as “sophomoric pseudo-philosophical drivel”?
– As we are sitting through it, yes.
(Onscreen Bardem asks, “Do you know what a bolito is?”
– I know! Seamen use those.
– Is Fassbender going to show it to us again? Oh, it’s a different bolito.
– So everyone warns Counselor Fassbender that he’s taking a huge risk and getting himself into trouble, but nothing is shown us so we have to take their word for it.
– Fine the movie is less interested in the procedural than the philosophical, but the philosophy is so…baduy.
– Why did he say “My back’s against the wall?” His life is fine, he just gave Penelope Cruz a humongous diamond.
– I love Fassy, but he needs to moisturize. Brad Pitt is 13 years older and they look to be the same age.
– Where are we having dinner afterwards?
– Exactly what I was thinking.
– It’s never a good sign when you’re watching a movie by a major director, with big stars, written by an important novelist, and you’d rather think of food.
– Oh, I’ve heard about the catfish scene. Gross.
– Pardon the disrespect, but this is like two old guys trying really hard to be cool.
– I want Al Pacino’s Scarface to turn up with a machine gun. “Say hello to my leetle fren!”
– What about Shi Lin?
– I’m tuning out the dialogue, but I like the furniture and the decor.
– You can’t make movies about Mexican drug cartels anymore. Breaking Bad was too good.
– Look, it’s Hank Schrader! Miss you, Hank!
– Wooden Spoon?
– What was the point of that scene with Edgar Ramirez in church?
– Or of John Leguizamo’s appearance?
– Or of Bruno Ganz’s?
– So Bruno could use the word “cautionary”. Tan-tan-tan!
– That monologue by Ruben Blades is straight out of a high school literary journal.
– CPK?
– Incoherent storytelling and ridiculous dialogue. Even the musical score is slapdash. Sumptuous visuals, but for what?
– Great, it’s over but I still don’t know what was happening.
– And I still don’t care.

Verdict: Skip it. Spare yourself.

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Watch Fight Club in GIFs.

Joss Whedon, Avenger for Equality, wields the Hammer of Irony

November 14, 2013 By: jessicazafra Category: Movies, Sex, Television 2 Comments →

Donation dropoff and garage sale for Typhoon Yolanda survivors on Sunday

November 14, 2013 By: jessicazafra Category: Announcements, Current Events 1 Comment →

DONATION

From reader Evan Tan:

We’re holding a donation dropoff and garage sale on Sunday, November 17, 2013 at the Gazebo area of Villa Kalayaan Village, Taguig. (Here’s a map.)

For donations, please bring canned goods (pull tabs or easy-tear packaging); biscuits; oral rehydration salts; a kilo of rice; sanitary napkins; rubbing alcohol; vitamins; soap; bottled water; flashlights (dynamo flashlights); batteries; candles; matches; banig/mats; tarps (for shelter).

You can also donate money for things like IVs and IV meds, body bags, and syringes for medical missions.

And bring items to sell at the garage sale! Things you don’t need but other people will love. We encourage people to donate the proceeds of their sales afterwards.

You can post the items you’re selling, and their prices, on this page.

All proceeds will go to the Cartwheel Foundation, Inc. which will distribute everything to the typhoon Yolanda survivors. Bring your friends, music, donations, and good vibes.