A message from Saffy to her gourmet cat food manufacturers
To: Nestle Purina
From: Saffron Sassafras Z. Safin
Re: Where is my Fancy Feast??
New stocks of Fancy Feast Savory Salmon Feast have not arrived in the supermarkets and pet stores where my human shops for our supplies. I want my Fancy Feast Savory Salmon Feast! It is my favorite flavor! In its absence I usually settle for Seafood Feast or Cod, Sole and Shrimp Feast. They’re not available in stores either!
In fact the last batch of Seafood Feast and Cod, Sole and Shrimp Feast that my human bought in December was a bit on the dry side. They were probably older stocks.
I am not amused. You will send fresh cans of All the Classic flavors of Fancy Feast to supermarkets and pet stores immediately, or you will feel my wrath.
P.S. I also eat dry kibble, but I want variation.
According to a new book, Saffy thinks we are a very large cat.
January 11th, 2014 at 09:53
there’s Cod, Sole and Shrimp, Salmon and Shrimp, and Turkey Feast at the supermarket of Waltermart Munoz