Some days the editor in your head just won’t shut up
On the radio: “Do They Know It’s Christmas?” the latest incarnation.
– Why should they, if they have other religions?
– And barring freak occurrences, there hasn’t been snow in Africa since the Ice Age.
– What about The Snows of Kilimanjaro?
– Damn you, Ernest Hemingway.
Advertising text: “The Greatest Artisanal Achievements of the Human Hand”.
– As opposed to the artisanal achievements of the human foot.
– I know lots of artisans who’ve achieved greatness with their left nostril, not to mention their small intestine.
– To say nothing of the artist Pricasso.
– Shouldn’t most artists be named that, though?
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