How the Corona impeachment is like American Idol (or not)
1.2.1. The celebrity judges on American Idol are styled and coiffed to within an inch of their lives. They’re in show business after all, and image is everything.
1.2.2. The Senator-judges in the impeachment trial are style and coiffed to within an inch of their lives. They’re in politics after all, and image is everything.
1.2.3. Rock star Steven Tyler has been around forever and seen things you wouldn’t believe. Among his greatest hits are “Dude Looks Like A Lady” and “I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing”.
1.2.4. Senate President Juan Ponce Enrile has been around forever and seen things you wouldn’t believe, and in the impeachment trial he is the rock star. Among his greatest hits are the martial law declaration, the call for People Power in 1986, and “Gusto Ko Happy Ka”.
1.2.5. Singer/actress Jennifer Lopez first achieved fame through her most famous asset: her behind.
1.2.6. Senator Miriam Defensor Santiago first achieved fame through her most famous asset: her mouth (Though she is proud of her legs). We haven’t heard her sing, but we’re sure she’s a better singer than J-Lo.
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