Alphabet review: The Mistress
Obviously The Mistress starring John Lloyd Cruz and Bea Alonzo is criticism-proof so we decided to entertain ourselves instead. Here’s our review (after Edward Gorey’s The Deadly Blotter): 26 words about The Mistress, in alphabetical order.
Alonzo, Bea, coincidentally does errant father, garrulous heir.
Incidentally, John-Lloyd knows.
Lachrymose. Moments: nice. Overall: patchy. Quotidian. Reassuringly safe. Quo, Reaffirms status. Quarrels, reunions. Safe.
Transgression?? Ultimately, virtue. Whatever excites your zygotes.
Answers to questions you might be asking, unless you wandered onto this site purely by accident >>>
September 28th, 2012 at 00:10
I reviewed the trailer.
http://www.cheezmiss.com/2012/09/my-early-review-of-star-cinemas-mistress.html
September 28th, 2012 at 00:56
Ha ha ha ha! Hilarious!
September 28th, 2012 at 00:57
And never mind if you didn’t do “Q”.
September 28th, 2012 at 00:59
hahaha galeng!
i’ve only seen the trailer. she didn’t strike me as the Mistress right away. i thought she was the victim. not enough self confidence when being pursued by john lloyd.
September 28th, 2012 at 11:27
Oops, “Quotidian” disappeared in the edit. Restored.
September 28th, 2012 at 16:48
Natutuwa akong panuorin ang mga taong nakapila sa ticket booth ng movie na to at sabi ko sa sarili ko ” MGA ISTUPIDONG MOVIEGOERS” habang tinitinganan ko mga mukha nilang mga istupido.
Try It …Its Fun!!!!
September 28th, 2012 at 19:44
hi jessica;
pwede po ba paki delete na lang yung comment ko kanina,
bawal na daw po pala ngayon mag comment ng nega dahil sa “Cybercrime Prevention Act of 2012?
salamat
September 28th, 2012 at 21:38
Now I’m curious… I wanna see the movie… hahaha…
(Off-topic: got my books.. Thanks Jessica!)
September 29th, 2012 at 00:32
Brilliant! Loved every word! :-)
September 29th, 2012 at 00:35
2 thumbs up on that review of the trailer, cheezmiss!! some women (as you’ve noted) will want to watch it because they fantasize about being pursued that way by a psycho-stalker only they won’t think he’s a psycho-stalker but a romantic. and yes, it’s very sad.
September 29th, 2012 at 12:14
Given the price of going to the movies these days, it is but reasonable to assume that most of those who lined up (and there are a lot) to see the movie may have some sort of employment and therefore might be of average intelligence. But that’s just me. There might be some who, when administered an intelligence test may score borderline or even below that, but nevertheless, it is totally in bad taste, if not indecent, to call anybody stupid. After all, there but for the grace of God, goes all of us.
Ms. Jessica, thank you for the alphabet review. I’m still trying to figure out what you meant by “criticism-proof” though. It will come to me at some point.
September 29th, 2012 at 16:32
@swanoepel wow. hiyang hiya naman ako sa’yo. how’s the weather up there?
re the movie: typical star cinema family melodrama. damang dama ko yung effort na linisin yung character ni bea. would’ve been more interesting if she was just in love with ronaldo without that backstory.
September 29th, 2012 at 18:39
I can’t decide whether “excites” is brilliant or naughty.
September 30th, 2012 at 15:29
Opinyon ko lang po yun wag affected im supermodel you know di naman ako film critic or writer in short isang hamak na opinyun lang yun ng isang double bitch reader ni jessica. Btw bat affected ka! Bato bato sa langit ang tamaan GUILTY!!!!!!!
September 30th, 2012 at 17:19
PS. diba movie na the mistress usapan here. Bakit nadamay na naman si Lord nakatahimik si Lord eh wala namang kinalaman sa movie review yun pilit na dinadamay. Thats all!!!
September 30th, 2012 at 17:34
Yaya says: You istaf dat! I’ll trow you dis!
October 1st, 2012 at 02:25
Ep, ep, ep, taym pers, bago ako magpamudmod ng Calcibloc sa mga highblood dito, may A Secret Affair pa –> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os7VAzwZbYo
Dear film producers, tantanan na ang ganitong plot ng mga pelikula. Ang sakit na sa bangs. Yun lang po,bow!
Yaya, balik ka na sa R&R mo. Dan Carter es weyteng por yu! http://instagram.com/p/QL2TGOBWks/