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The biannual shearing of the locks at Propaganda. Growth must be controlled before it achieves infinite density.

I was so pleased at the result, I took a picture of myself wearing my new glasses. Remember that horror movie Jacob’s Ladder? Isn’t this what Tim Robbins saw?

Shot my friends wearing the glasses.

Here is Leo’s last photo before he got his Manchu haircut. He’s always wanted a hairstyle out of a King Hu kung fu epic.

Then I started accosting people and asking them to pose with the glasses. You’d be surprised at how many random strangers respond to, “Hi, could you put on these glasses for a photograph?” There was a Brazilian-Japanese model waiting to get a haircut and he seemed happy to comply with our strange request. He said his name was Daniel Kenji Matsunaga. Soon to appear in ads.

Check out this week’s Newsweek, appearing on stands today. I have an article on Kinatay and our national insecurity.