Viggoooooooooo
Review of Eastern Promises, a film by David Cronenberg, in haiku.
Viggo Mortensen
Fighting in the bath. Naked.
I need oxygen.
Tina: Well that wasn’t quite Borat and Azamat.
Me: He is the King of Gondor.
The rest of the movie was good, too. Crunchy bones, gore, and blood.
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December 6th, 2007 at 10:13
the eye-stabbing looked real too.
December 6th, 2007 at 21:02
Starting with A History of Violence, I can see Cronenberg and Mortensen are off to a beutiful friendship. Sigh.