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The LitWit Challenge for July: Romantic as heck

July 30, 2013 By: jessicazafra Category: Books, Contest No Comments →

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Consider some of the most romantic stories in literature. Romeo and Juliet. Wuthering Heights. Guinevere and Lancelot. The Great Gatsby. Anna Karenina. Gone With the Wind. What do all these stories have in common? The lovers may be mad about each other, but they don’t end up together. Assuming that they survive their passion, they spend the rest of their lives longing for each other. Because the definition of “romantic” is “Anywhere but here, any time but now.”

For this month’s LitWit Challenge, write us a story of at least 500 words in which the lovers are separated, probably for eternity. We’ll accept fan fiction—stories using existing characters, situations and settings in popular culture. Characters from 19th century novels, superhero comics, My Husband’s Lover—the choice is yours.

In short, 500 words at least, romantic, bleak, should make the audience feel bad for the characters. One of the great things about literature is that the most terrible things can happen, but we survive.

The prize is a hardcover edition of Dear Life, short stories by Alice Munro. Post your entries in Comments. The deadline for submission of entries is on 10 August 2013.

The LitWit Challenge is brought to you by our friends at National Bookstore.

What if you ran into yourself? Our LitWit Challenge about doubles has two winners.

July 08, 2013 By: jessicazafra Category: Books, Contest 2 Comments →

Of course.

It’s 3:23am, a British player has won the Wimbledon men’s final for the first time in 77 years, our British friends have shed more tears than Andy Murray, and we’re not in the mood to pick one entry. We have two winners: Alma by murakamibaby, a science-fiction take on the Yaya Theory of World Domination, and noelz’s multiplicity comedy.

Congratulations, murakamibaby and noelz! We have your full names from your site registration; we’ll email you when your prizes are ready (We’re going to get more books). This LitWit Challenge was brought to you by our friends at National Bookstore.

Here are the winning entries. Enjoy.
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Illustration by Anna Kavehmehr

ALMA by murakamibaby

If you don’t shine you are darkness
The future is merciless
– Tomorrow, Charles Wright

Muling binuksan ni Alma ang nakatiklop na papel na nabasa na ng pawis at halos nanikit na sa kanyang kamay. PIER 45, MS MAHARLIKA pa rin ang nakasulat dito, at tila inihabol ng kung sino mang nagsulat ang salitang ALAS-OTSO. Labinglimang minuto bago ang sabi sa kanya ng higanteng relong nasa gitna mismo ng pantalan, kaya humanap muna siya ng mauupuan.

Maraming tao, pero wala ni isang bagay na magulo o tila hindi ordinaryo. Maraming mga haka-haka ang mga taga-Ahensya kung ano’ng nangyayari dito – kesyo maraming taong nagkakantahan, laging may gulo, maya’t maya’y may hinahabol ang mga sundalo at kapag nahuli’y babarilin sa sentido – ngunit walang kasing-payapa ang umagang ito. Haka-haka nga, bulong ni Alma sa sarili; wala namang ni isa sa kanila ang umabot dito at nakabalik para magkwento.

Natatanaw na niya ang barko. Mula sa malayo’y tila hindi ito umuusad, pero alam niyang darating ito sa takdang oras. Hindi kailanman nahuhuli ang barko. Alam niya dahil siya man ay minsan nang sumakay sa MS MAHARLIKA at dumaong sa pantalang ito. Bahagya siyang nangiti sa alaala ng kanyang pagdating, kung paanong ang pantalan, ang hanging dumadampi sa kanyang braso, ang buong mundo’y bago. Kung paanong walang pinagiba ang hitsura niya noon sa ngayon. Parehong kamisetang puti at paldang itim, parehong maleta na naglalaman ng limang pares pa ng parehong damit. Nadagdag lang ang nakakwadrong larawan ni Rosalie.

Bugnuting bata si Rosalie, kaya siguro nagpasya ang magulang nito na lumapit sa Ahensya. Sakitin pa. Sa kanyang pagdating agad siyang isinailalim ng Ahensya sa Proseso upang maging angkop na tagapag-alaga ng bugnutin at sakiting bata. Sa Ahensya rin lumalapit ang mga magulang ng mga batang may kapansanan, mga anak ng importanteng tao, o kahit sinong magulang na kayang magbayad sa Ahensya. At parati, naibibigay ng Ahensya ang tagapag-alaga na tunay na naaangkop sa mga anak nila.

Ipinagbabawal ng Ahensya, subalit labis na minahal ni Alma si Rosalie. Nang mawala ang pagkabugnutin nito’y lumabas ang labis na pagka-bibo. Mahilig umawit, sumayaw. Higit sa lahat ang malakas na tawa nito, ang malalalim na biloy sa pisngi. Walang ibang nakakapagpasaya kay Alma bukod kay Rosalie, at alam niyang wala ring ibang kailangan ang bata sa buong mundo kung hindi siya. Hindi ang mga magulang nito, hindi ang mga doktor, hindi ang mga kalaro, kung hindi si Alma. Sinisiguro iyon ng Ahensya.

Hanggang dumating ang araw na hindi na siya kailangan.

Nakadaong na ang barko at naglapitan dito ang may isandaang mga Alma. Mga babae, dalawampung taong gulang, suot ang parehong damit at iisa ang hulma ng mukha kay Alma. Sinasalubong nila ang bumababang isandaang bagong Alma na papalit sa kanila. Halos walang ipinag-iba ang mga ito sa mga Almang aakyat ng barko, mas malinis lang siguro ng kaunti ang puting kamiseta, mas matingkad ang itim ng mga palda. Dadaan mismo sa harap ni Alma ang isang bagong salta, pinagbiyak silang bunga, bukod sa kanilang mata. Sa mga mata ng bagong Alma, ang mundo’y bago. Nginitian siya nito.

Tumunog ang sirena, isa-isa nang nag-akyatan ang mga kagaya niyang paalis sa barko. Walang nakakaalam kung saan sila dadalhin nito. May nagsimulang umiyak sa dulo ng pila, may nagtangkang tumakbo. Umalingawngaw ang isang putok. Sa gitna ng kaguluhan, hindi na makuha ni Alma ang lumingon; ipinikit na lamang niya ang kanyang mga mata, muling inalala ang maamo at masayahing mukha ni Rosalie, at bumuntong-hininga.

Saka humakbang si Alma ng kanyang unang hakbang paakyat ng barko.

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Being John Malkovich movie poster

Barbecue by noelz

You know how, in those movies, something horrible happens to the lead characters — say, an EMP takes out all power for weeks in a major city and all life as you know it is disrupted and everybody ends up starving and turning into cannibals? Or a zombie apocalypse forces a band of survivors to hole up in a deserted mansion or something like that— and everybody Just. Loses. Their. Shit. It is in people’s nature to get paranoid and start throwing accusations against each other: “I saw him sneak into the tent and steal the last two cans of sardines.” Whatever. And everybody just starts killing everybody else. And while you’re watching the events unfold you’re going, “Fuck, this is too unrealistic. The screenwriters just put in all these mentally unstable character types to ratchet up the tension. Come on guys. Have a timeout. Freaking out’s never led to anything good in these types of tales. Everybody knows that.” And that’s when somebody snaps and takes out a gun or hunting knife or something and everybody but the lead guy and girl gets slaughtered? Well, something a bit like that happened to me six months ago and apparently, well, you can’t help but freak out. I am ashamed to admit it, but in the heat of the moment, I might have killed a bit. I might’ve tortured a bit. When times got tough and you’re surrounded by people who’ve gotten as paranoid as you have, one has a tendency to murder. Who knew?
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LitWit Challenge: What if you ran into yourself? (Update: We talk you through it.)

July 01, 2013 By: jessicazafra Category: Books, Contest 29 Comments →

We’ve received only one story so far (from parlo lover in good form—read the entry in Comments), which is a little surprising given the possibilities opened up by the premise. If you plan on joining this contest, here are a few pointers to get you started.

What are the circumstances in which you might meet someone who looks exactly like you?

1. You have a twin/triplets/octuplets whose existence has been kept secret from you. Why would this be kept secret? At birth you were taken away from your biological parents and given to another couple to raise as their own. Why?
1.1. Economic reasons (A telenovela staple)
1.2. Political reasons (See the origin story of King Arthur)
1.3. Perhaps the multiple births came about through the use of illicit drugs or technology. Black market in children? A society that enforces strict population controls? The right to reproduce is reserved for a privileged class?
1.4. The biological parents could’ve been assassinated. Why? And how did the children survive?

2. You have a clone. And if you have one clone, you can have thousands. What is the purpose of this cloning program?
2.1. Humans can no longer give birth naturally.
2.2. The population of the earth has been reduced dramatically, and speedy repopulation requires cloning.
2.3. The leadership decided that reproduction by traditional means is too unpredictable; to ensure perfect specimens, just clone everyone.
2.4. Everyone has clones which provide spare parts for when they need replacement organs. (Interesting how the same premise can lead to a bad Michael Bay movie and a good Kazuo Ishiguro novel.)
2.4.1. The clones are kept apart from the “real” person. How did they escape?
2.4.2. The clones demand their human rights, rise up in revolt.
2.4.3. How do you know you’re the original and not the clone?
2.4.4. If everyone has copies, who is authentic?

3. You have had some kind of psychological breakdown that caused you to split in half.
3.1. The split is literal. There can be only one of you, so you and your copy must fight over who gets to keep your identity. Read Shatterday by Harlan Ellison, or watch this excellent TV adaptation from the 80s reboot of Twilight Zone.


Directed by Wes Craven, starring Bruce Willis with hair.

3.2. You have a doppelganger who possesses the qualities you lack. See The Double by Dostoevsky.
3.3. You’re imagining this double.
3.4. The double is you, from an alternate universe.
3.5. You are in a coma and the double is your projection of yourself.

4. You are literally divided in two by a technology malfunction. Watch the classic Star Trek episode The Enemy Within, where a transporter glitch causes Captain Kirk to split into good Kirk and bad Kirk (both played by bad acting Kirk haha, love that William Shatner).

Bad Kirk starts boozing and molesting the female crew; good Kirk is rendered an ineffectual leader by his refusal to make decisions that may have adverse effects. Duality is a fact of human nature—the halves need to find a way to coexist harmoniously, or the individual stays at war with herself. Check out the work of Carl Jung the ever-weird and wonderful.

The best science-fiction has always used science and technology as a springboard for discussions of the big questions. (And classic Star Trek really chewed on those big questions because they didn’t have dazzling special effects with which to distract the audience. Story first, effects later.)

We need stories! By the way, those writing workshops we’ve mentioned are finally going to be held. We want to keep the classes small, but places will be reserved for winners of our LitWit Challenges.

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Red is the Color of Life, and So is Black, an hommage to The Shining by Geraldine Javier.

The idea for this month’s LitWit Challenge comes from a BBC America series called Orphan Black. It has one of the most arresting opening scenes we can remember.

On a train we are introduced to Sarah, a young woman on the run. She gets off the train, and while waiting for the next one, she notices a woman pacing on the platform. She can’t see the woman’s face, but the woman is clearly in an agitated state. As the train arrives, the woman leaps into its path. Sarah approaches the body and realizes that the woman looks exactly like her. They could be twins.

In 500 words or more, write us a story in which the protagonist meets a total stranger who looks exactly like her/him. How did that happen? Who is that “twin”? What happens next?

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Jeremy Irons as the twin gynecologists in David Cronenberg’s supremely creepy Dead Ringers.

Post your entries in Comments. We’re accepting submissions until Friday, 5 July 2013.

The winner gets these:

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two fat little books about Art and Architecture.

The monthly LitWit Challenge is brought to you by our friends at National Bookstores.

The winner of the LitWit Challenge: A Translation of Ice and Fire contest is…

June 08, 2013 By: jessicazafra Category: Books, Contest 7 Comments →

A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.

– Jojen Reed, A Dance With Dragons

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Mat is lying on The Lands of Ice and Fire—maps from King’s Landing to Across the Narrow Sea. Available at National Bookstores.

The shortlist:

– ros for the epilogue to A Dance of Dragons
– ohxanderthisoneisforyou for the birth of the dragons from A Game of Thrones and the breakfast of the Lannister siblings from the same book
– lova for Jon Snow’s first time from A Storm of Swords
– japz20 for the “You win or you die” scene between Eddard Stark and Cersei Lannister in A Game of Thrones.

They all deserve to win, but we had to pick just one. And we are very fond of the line: “Speaking for the grotesques, I beg to differ. Death is so terribly final, but life is full of possibilities.”

So the winner is ohxanderthisoneisforyou. Congratulations, the three books—Body, Aurorarama and The Teleportation Incident—are yours.

ros, lova and japz20, we appreciate the good effort, so please choose one of these books: The Accursed by Joyce Carol Oates, Requiem for a Dream by Hubert Selby, Jr, and No Easy Day, the firsthand account of the mission that killed Osama Bin Laden, by Mark Owen.

Please post your full names (and your book choice) in Comments (They won’t be published). We’ll alert you when your prizes have been delivered to National Bookstore in Rockwell.

(Update: Winners, you or your representative may pick up your books any time at the Customer Service desk, National Bookstore, Power Plant Mall, Rockwell, Makati, telephone (02)8974562. Just give your name to the staff in charge. The books will be there till the end of July. Enjoy!)

The monthly LitWit Challenge is sponsored by our friends at National Bookstore.

Here’s the winning entry by ohxanderthisoneisforyou (with minor edits).

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Laro Ng Mga Trono
Tyrion (1)

Lumagitik ang malutong na tinapáng baboy nang kagatan niya ito. Nag-isip nang ilang saglit si Tyrion habang ngumunguya, saka nagwika, “Ang sabi niya, kung mamamatay ang bata, di sana’y namatay na itong agad. Apat na araw na’ng lumilipas, wala pa ring nagbabago.”

“Gagaling po ba si Bran, Tiyo?” tanong ng munting si Myrcella. Minana niya ang rikit ng kanyang ina, ngunit hindi ang ugali nito.

“Nabali ang kanyang likod, hija,” sabi ni Tyrion. “Nasira rin ang kanyang mga paa nang mahulog. Pinapainom lamang siya ng tubig at pulot upang ‘wag mamatay sa gutom. Marahil ‘pag gising niya, makakakain siyang muli ng tunay na pagkain, pero kailanman, hindi na siya makakalakad pa.”

“Kung magising siya,” ulit ni Cersei. “Posible pa ba iyon?”

“Mga diyos lang ang may-alam,” tugon ni Tyrion. “Ang maestero, umaasa.” Sumubo pa siya ng tinapay. “Sinasabi ko, yaong alaga niyang lobo ang dahilan kung bakit nakakakapit pa siya sa buhay. Umaga-gabing nakataliba ang halimaw sa labas ng kanyang bintana, ungol nang ungol. Tuwing tinataboy nila, laging bumabalik. Sabi nga ng maestero, minsan nilang sinara ang bintana, para takpan ang ingay, saka namang biglang nanghina ang bata. Nang muli nilang buksan, bumilis agad ang pintig ng kanyang puso.”

Nangilabot ang reyna. “May kung-anong kababalaghan sa mga hayop na iyan,” ika niya. “Mapanganib. Hindi ako papayag na sumama sila sa ‘tin patungong timog.”

Sabi ni Jaime, “Mahihirapan kang pigilan sila, kapatid. Parang mga anino kung sumunod sa kanilang mga dalagang amo.”

Sinimulan na ni Tyrion ang isda. “Bueno, malapit na ba kayong umalis?”

“A, sana’y sa lalong madaling panahon na,” sabi ni Cersei. Bigla siyang napasimangot. “Ibig mo yatang tanungin kung malapit na ba tayong umalis?” ulit niya. “Bakit, ikaw? Mga diyos—’wag mong sabihing mananatili ka rito?”

Magkikibit ng balikat si Tyrion. “Babalik si Benjen Stark sa Tagamanman ng Gabi, kasama ang bastardo ng ‘utol niya. Balak kong makiangkas at purbahan sa wakas itong Muralya, na matagal mo na rin sigurong nababalitaan.”

Ngingiti si Jaime. “Naku, mutyang kapatid, ‘wag ka sanang magbalak na sumanib sa itim.”

Tatawa si Tyrion. “Ano kamo, ako, magpapakadonselya? Gusto mo yatang mamulubi ang mga puta mula Dornia hanggang Batong Casterlo. Hindi. Gusto ko lamang tumayo sa tuktok ng Muralya, at pagkatapos, umihi mula sa dulo ng mundo.”

Biglang tumayo si Cersei. “Hindi na kailangan pang marinig ng mga bata ang kahalayan mo. Tommen, Myrcella, tara na.” Dali-dali siyang lumabas ng silid pang-umaga; sumunod sa kanyang hakbang ang mga ayudante’t alagang tuta.

Matamang itinutok ni Jaime Lanister ang malalamig at lunting mata niya sa kanyang kapatid. “Hindi papayag si Stark na umalis ng Invierna, nang nananatili ang kanyang anak sa lilim ng kamatayan.”

“Papayag ‘yon, basta ba iutos ni Roberto,” sabi ni Tyrion. “At maniwala ka, iuutos iyon ni Roberto. Tutal, wala rin naman nang magagawa ang Poong Eddard para sa pobre niyang anak.”

“Maari niyang tapusin ang pagdurusa ng bata,” sabi ni Jaime. “Kung anak ko ‘yon, iyon ang aking gagawin. Mas makatao.”

“Pinapayuhan kita na iwasang banggitin ang panukalang ‘yan kay Poong Eddard, mahal kong kaputol,” sabi ni Tyrion. “Baka lang sakaling masamain niya.”

“Kahit pa mabuhay ang bata, magiging lumpo naman. Masagwa. Di na lang kasi tapusin nang malinis at maginhawa.”

Tumugon si Tyrion nang nagkikibit, at sadyang lumitaw ang pagkabaliko ng kanyang balikat. “Alang-alang sa mga masasagwa,” ika niya, “ikinalulungkot kong sabihing hindi ako sang-ayon. Ang kamatayan kasi, masyadong mabilisang katapusan, samantalang ang buhay—nag-uumapaw sa mga posibilidad.”

Ngumiti si Jaime. “Kay buktot mong impakto, ano?”

“Ay, totoo ‘yan,” inamin ni Tyrion. “Dalangin ko’y magising ang bata—interesado akong malaman kung ano’ng sasabihin niya.”

Nangasim na parang panis na gatas ang ngiti ng kanyang kapatid. “Tyrion, mutyang kaputol,” kaniya, nang may unting pangungulimlim, “minsa’y nagtataka ako kung saang panig ka talaga kumakampi.”

Punumpuno ng tinapay at isda ang bunganga ni Tyrion. Humigop siya ng itim na serbesa bilang panulak, at parang asong ulol na nginitian si Jaime. “Aba naman, Jaime, matamis kong kapatid,” ika niya, “sinusugatan mo’ng damdamin ko. Alam mo naman kung gaano ko kamahal ang ating pamilya.”

LitWit Challenge: A translation of Ice and Fire. (Update: Read Game of Thrones in epic Tagalog.)

June 02, 2013 By: jessicazafra Category: Books, Contest 30 Comments →

Fascinating choices. Wala bang Kasalang Pula?

How would you translate Night’s Watch, White Walkers, King Beyond the Wall, Faceless Men? Would Lady Stoneheart be Binibining Pusong Bato?

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This month we’re doing a Translation challenge.

Pick your favorite scene in A Song of Ice and Fire by George R.R. Martin and translate 750 words of it into Tagalog. Any scene from any of the five books published so far.

Post your entry in Comments. We’re accepting entries until 5 June 2013. The winner will receive these three books of steampunk science-fiction (Aurorarama), pulp psychodrama (Body), and science-fiction comedy noir (The Teleportation Accident).

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You may submit more than one entry.

Valar dohaeris.

The LitWit Challenge is brought to you by our friends at National Bookstore.

Obviously if you have not read all the books, the entries will contain spoilers.

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LitWit Challenge: Write a story about a magical object that must be destroyed. (We have a winner!)

April 28, 2013 By: jessicazafra Category: Books, Contest 23 Comments →

There were three finalists in this LitWit Challenge: jaime, Cacs and joyeah.

jaime’s story is well-written and gross, which is not necessarily a bad combination except that it doesn’t have actual magic in it.

Cacs’s story is our favorite because we like big intergalactic battles, but the magical objects aren’t actually in it. It’s really a trailer for the magical objects story.

joyeah’s story has character, plot, movement. It has a sense of place. We can see the tale unfolding like a movie.

The winner is joyeah. (Applause.) Congratulations, joyeah! You can pick up your prize at the Customer Service counter of National Bookstore, Power Plant Mall, Rockwell, Makati any time in the next 8 weeks. Just give your full name. Their number: (02)8974562.

Watch for next month’s LitWit Challenge. If you have any suggestions, let us know.

The LitWit Challenge is brought to you by our generous friends at National Bookstore.

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The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings trilogy are available at National Bookstores. These editions, about Php565 per book.

The assignment: Write a story of at least 500 words in which the character/s must destroy a magical object.

The prize: A set of J.R.R. Tolkien’s fantasy classic about a magical object that must be destroyed.

Post your entries in Comments. Entries will be judged soon after they are posted. As always, cliche openings will be mocked most cruelly. Remember: It’s not easy to destroy a magical object. It will defend itself, or find defenders.

We’re accepting entries until 12 noon on Sunday, 28 April 2013. The winner will be announced shortly after that.

This LitWit Challenge is brought to you by our friends at National Bookstore.