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Iron Chismoso?

March 14, 2012 By: jessicazafra Category: Famous People, Movies 3 Comments →

We got reentry sickness going from winter to summer in a few hours. This cheered us up. Ooh chismis!


Robert Downey, Jr and Anthony Michael Hall wearing bras on their heads in Weird Science.

A certain anonymous commenter has become internet-infamous in the last few weeks by dropping some incredibly detailed, disturbing and very insidery gossip about Hollywood — regarding incest, pedophilia, and secret call girl rings that allegedly involve young starlets like Hayden Panettiere and Amanda Bynes — in the comments section of a popular blind item blog. Crazier than what he’s saying is who many believe is doing the blabbing: Robert Downey Jr.

Read Is a secret celebrity tattletale actually Robert Downey, Jr?

Who would know the down and dirty better than someone who’s hit rock bottom and bounced? Unmasking pedophiles and whores—we approve. We especially like the fact that in one post the commenter Himmmmm begins by apologizing for his spelling because he’s on an iPhone with no spellcheck.

Whether or not this is RDJ, we hope RDJ is writing his memoirs.

Monday Morning Genius: “Chloe Sevigny”

July 04, 2011 By: jessicazafra Category: Famous People, Movies 1 Comment →

A video by Jim Hansen, written and performed by Drew Droege.

What would you like for your birthdee?

Tanong ni Noel: Sino ang mas deadma, si Chloe Sevigny o si Jaclyn Jose?

Giving Us the Willies: Revillame and the Pinoy psyche

April 20, 2011 By: jessicazafra Category: Books, Current Events, Famous People, Television 14 Comments →

My column last Sunday in the Philippine Star.

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Triptych by Leo Abaya

At the Philippine Star-National Bookstore event F. Sionil Jose wondered why Willie Revillame is famous. It can’t just be the cash handouts—there are other TV personalities who give money away. The controversy that he generates—from suspensions for offensive behavior or language to sexual harassment charges to his ongoing legal battle with his former network—has not only failed to alienate his core audience, it seems to have made him more popular. His long, rambling speech before he went on leave from his show, pending yet another MTRCB review, may offer some useful clues.

Willie Revillame assumed the role of victim as he had many times in the past. He asked why he was being persecuted. He took issue with show business personalities who had criticized him on Twitter over the episode of the dancing 6-year-old boy. He was particularly offended by the statements of former child stars Lea Salonga and Aiza Seguerra. “Why are you doing this to me?” cried the “victim”, whose current network contract is said to guarantee him billions.

These are familiar statements because we have heard them from many mouths. They are the stock defense of every sidewalk vendor arrested for not having a permit, every policeman suspended on graft charges, and every politician caught stealing. “Why are you persecuting me?” and “I am the victim here.”
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Some humanity is more embraceable than others.

November 11, 2010 By: jessicazafra Category: Current Events, Famous People, Pointless Anecdotes 31 Comments →

Former US President Bill Clinton’s talk at the Manila Hotel was entitled “Embracing Our Common Humanity.”

Granted, some humanity is more embraceable than others. (I am channeling Noel. And how.) One of the Winklevii Ayala Corp president Fernando Zobel arrived carrying a large umbrella—because he drove himself. No bodyguards (unless they were a crack ninja team), no retinue. That’s cool.


Doreen Yu noted the red string around his wrist and asked if he was into Kabbalah. He said no, it was just something his daughter gave him after they’d finished a run.


Are there other countries besides the Philippines where people will overthrow a regime one day and then line up for photos with the deposed strongman’s wife the next? On the other hand you can’t fight charisma.


Here’s one of the Jessicii, Soho, with Tim Yap who is totally ripping off my look. Odd juxtaposition, no? But they’re at the same network.

I hitched a ride back to Makati with Melo Esguerra, who told me an amazing story. Recently he took a taxi very late at night, and he didn’t have change so he asked the driver to stop at a convenience store. The driver seemed trustworthy, so Melo left his gadgetry in the cab—iPad, laptop, cellphone—and dashed into the store to get change. This took two minutes. When he came out of the store the taxi was gone. Vanished. Split. Melo thought his stuff was lost forever; he was just hoping to get his IDs back. Three days later the taxi driver called his brother, who was listed on Melo’s ID as the “in case of emergency” contact. The driver apologized profusely and returned all of Melo’s stuff.

Here’s the giant head with designer Frederick Peralta, whom you may have seen on the hit telenovela, Magkaribal. “Everyone was crying at the wrap party. I think there’s going to be a second series.”

I owe Frederick a tuxedo. This is what happened. Years ago, Abe Florendo my editor at Today assigned me to interview Robin Padilla. We were going to take photos, so I suggested we make him wear a tux. So Abe borrowed a tuxedo from Frederick. The interview and shoot went very well. The tux fit perfectly. Then Robin Padilla said, “Can I keep the tux?” and I was so mesmerized by his tattoo of a hand clutching a heart wrapped in barbed wire I said, “Sure!” When we got back to the office Abe said, “How did it go?” I said, “Great.” He said, “Where’s the tux?” “Uhhh…I gave it to Robin.” Abe sighed, rolled his eyeballs, and called Frederick. I love Abe, no one is better at managing nuts.

Where are the pictures of President Clinton? I’ll post the video later.

Covering the Clintons

November 10, 2010 By: jessicazafra Category: Current Events, Famous People 2 Comments →

Exactly one year ago I was covering the visit of US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton.


Secretary Clinton at the American Cemetery, Fort Bonifacio.


Nick (the cute one looking the other way) a member of Sec. Clinton’s staff.

Today I’m attending former US President Bill Clinton’s talk at the Manila Hotel.

I’ve read Christopher Hitchens’s book on the Clintons (He hates them vehemently), and I’m a fan of the Hitch, but I can’t help liking the Clintons.

The smile explains it all

July 08, 2010 By: jessicazafra Category: Famous People, Money 4 Comments →


Zuma/Newscom

In Forbes magazine:

#4 Jaime Zobel de Ayala
NET WORTH: $1.4 billion
AGE: 76
MARITAL STATUS: Married, 7 children

His Ayala Corp., Philippines’ largest conglomerate by market capitalization, plans to invest $1.6 billion in various projects, including power generation. Interests include real estate, hotels, financial services, telecom, utilities. While he is chairman emeritus, family stake held by his 7 children. Jaime II, eldest, is chairman, son Fernando vice chairman and president.

He looks young for a 76-year-old, and the photograph offers a clear explanation: He’s a vampire! Run!

(The “official” explanation is that the photo is not of Jaime Zobel but of Jaime Augusto Zobel. A common mix-up that would’ve been averted if the son had been called Vlad, Lestat, Angelus, or Spike (but please, not Edward). Riiiight.)

What did I just say about keeping a savings account for 200 years?

In all these years I’ve never seen him pass in front of a reflective surface.

Giles! The Mr Pointy!

Note: Nobody said the fangs weren’t cute. I have not been banned from Greenbelt. Yet.