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Not literal mammoths but two rugby players, Justin Coveney and Kenny Stern. Justin wanted to go to Zara last Wednesday because it had just opened that very day in Sydney and there were long queues to get into the store. I wasn’t sure Zara at Rockwell would have anything in size Humongous, but off we went.

When it comes to shopping Justin is such a girl. “I am not a girl about shopping,” Justin says. “Ooh I like that pink shirt.”

It’s a bit tight across the neck and chest but the staff said they could move the button (Free alterations in 20 minutes!).

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And that is exactly who we found.

Jake Letts,

Ned Stephenson, Rupert Zappia and Cleo Gomez of the national rugby team, taking the day off before reporting to training camp.

Remember the fearsome New Zealand All Blacks Skills video we posted last month? Here’s another one to refresh your memory.

Now here’s a parody by Gaz Holgate of the Philippine Volcanoes and his teammates from Rugby Badia in Italy. It’s hysterical!

It has a certain Tito, Vic & Joey-ness to it, no? If TVJ were Filipino, Argentinian and Italian.

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Bring on the dancing horses and put the champagne on ice, Jake turns 23 today! To mark the occasion we asked brewhuh23 to write 23 questions for the new 23-year-old. And since Jake is adorable beyond human comprehension he made time in his packed schedule (university, job, rugby) to answer them.

1. Is Jake your first name or is it short for something?

Just Jake, not short for anything…..

2. Favourite cartoon character?

Goku from Dragonball Z

3. Favourite sleeping position?

Wherever feels the most comfortable at that specific time, I always change….

4. Weirdest food you’ve ever eaten?

Kangaroo Steak (actually pretty common in Australia – only tasted it once, not too bad actually)

5. What was the name of your best friend in high school?

Had a few, couldn’t name just ‘one’

6. Top or bottom?

Bottom for sure

7. You’re invited to play in a celebrity poker match, who would you like to be up against? Name 4 celebrities.

– Denzel Washington
– Jay Z
– Gaz Holgate

Gareth (Gaz) and Jake, or as we call them, Jareth.

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Jeff Buckley and Jake Letts

A biopic of the singer-songwriter Jeff Buckley is in the works. One of the actors in the running to play Jeff is James Franco, who resembles the late musician.

Jake Letts, scrum-half of the Philippine men’s rugby team, resembles James Franco.

Therefore by the mathematical principle of transitivity, if Jake Letts looks like James Franco and James Franco looks like Jeff Buckley, Jake Letts looks like Jeff Buckley!

What do you think of our math?

Which reminds us. . .

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Today’s lookalikes: Actor Jesse Bradford (his jock movie: Swimfan) and rugby player Oliver Saunders of the Philippine Volcanoes.

– No they don’t.
– Yes they do!
– No they don’t.
– Yes they do!
– No they don’t.

Repeat until it’s time to take your meds.